God Punishes Trump by Turning US into Greenland
THE CELESTIAL REALM (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that He had had “just about enough of this idiot,” on Saturday God wreaked revenge on Donald J. Trump by transforming the United States of America into Greenland.
In a terse public statement, the Almighty declared, “Prayers answered, jerkwad.”
The act of God coupled with His blistering pronouncement left many atheists reconsidering their positions, nonbelievers reported.
In Canada, Prime Minister Mark Carney extended a helping hand to his beleaguered American counterpart, offering, “Since we know how to handle cold weather, we would consider making the United States our eleventh province.”
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Happy Saturday, everyone! Right here in New Hampshire it's -4, which is also Trump's current approval rating.
How in the world do you do this day after day? Your posts are so clever, so biting, so true that I marvel at your creative brain! Thank you for this laugh out loud -- so appropriate!