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Guardrail Protecting Democracy Turns out to be Venmo

Guardrail Protecting Democracy Turns out to be Venmo

Nov 21, 2024
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After worrying that there would be no limits on Donald J. Trump’s presidential power, on Thursday experts agreed that a robust guardrail does in fact exist: Venmo.

According to the constitutional law scholar Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, “The framers of the Constitution could not have envisioned this, but …

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