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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that infuriated her Republican opponents, on Monday Kamala Harris announced that her economic plan would include a $10,000 tax credit for households with cats.

“For too long, Americans with cats have shouldered an unfair burden,” said Harris, who revealed that a household with multiple…

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