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Jan 15, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the situation “an outrageous disgrace,” on Tuesday Pete Hegseth accused Democratic senators of prolonging his confirmation hearing to make it conflict with happy hour.

“This hearing is nothing but a coordinated left-wing campaign to keep me from ordering my first round,” the former “Fox &…

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