You have no idea how I have spent my life with the constant question "where is Maryanne?" I know you won't believe this but I actually & honestly changed my last name because it was "grant".. I'm a 79yo! hippie nonna/gramma..
Thanks for jump starting my Monday! After watching Tom Cotton angling for the DoD job just now, it’s good to know someone else can step up to the job of gaslighting America. Although he def needs make up tips.
I once heard a standup comic observe “the professor could rig a telegraph out of bamboo and send messages to Australia, but he couldn’t fix a one foot hole in the boat.
Oh my gosh! I must have laughed a good couple minutes ..Thank you, Andy! If I don't laugh I will get anxious. You are making us all a bit more healthy with the laughter you give. And right now, we need to stay as healthy as possible, considering the imminent state of our "no health care".
Wait until Pete hears about the three boats with Hispanic names moving undocumented immigrants to the Americas. The Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria are commanded by an infamous narco-terrorist from the Colombo cartel, and are threatening the purity of American bloodlines.
After the publication of Russia's "National Security Strategy" for America, I think we'd be safer with this crew steering the ship of state! Thanks, as always, for the great laugh and cheer, Andy!
😂😂😂Monday morning in my Michigan village where it is 3° and feels like -4! So it is getting close to hell freezing over. Needed a laugh as I put another log on the fire.
It’s time to give Hegseth a three hour tour = of the Bermuda Triangle.
let's send the entire regime there
Someone should tell Trump there's an Island Peace Prize to be had there?
The Trumpinistas are already going to hell. We just wish it would happen more quickly.
Perfect start to my day! You nailed it again! And, as always, so true!
Like always, you lightened the load on my heavy heart! Thank you Andy! You are such a clever man!!!
heavy heart indeed... every day he gives it a lift as do our amazing commentators
Ginger! OMG, one of the narco-terrorists is here in our group! Hurry, Pete. No time for makeup this morning.
You have no idea how I have spent my life with the constant question "where is Maryanne?" I know you won't believe this but I actually & honestly changed my last name because it was "grant".. I'm a 79yo! hippie nonna/gramma..
Marilyn? OMG, did you change your name from "Maryanne"? Pete! Pete! Here's another one!....
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Thanks for jump starting my Monday! After watching Tom Cotton angling for the DoD job just now, it’s good to know someone else can step up to the job of gaslighting America. Although he def needs make up tips.
Cotton is the worst. I’m dealing with him tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Fucking Uriah Heep right out of Dickens....LOATHE him....
Alas there are many Heeps in this maladministration . . .
Thank you!!! You nailed what Cotton is!
Age showist if you remember Uriah Heep!!
Most of that time frame is a little foggy to me.
How could you possibly choose. It's like looking at a bucket full of worms and picking out the slimiest.
<appreciative applause>
Good. Can’t wait.
Thank you Andy for the heads up! I look forward to it
Yay!
I’m not sure anymore who’s the worst, there’s so many!
“I wish Cotton was a monkey.”
Little Rascals series, 1958.
(black and white TV series).
he is . . . an anorexic baboon
Can't wait!
Cottonmouth.
Damn it all! Now I have the song "Anticipation" going through my head and I always hated that song@
Oh, can't wait to hear about Cotton from Andy. As always, the report will be the TRUTH!
Whenever I see Cotton on T.V., I have an overwhelming urge to slap him upside the head.
Well, Cotton CAN run when he needs to.
But who will be out the door first? Kegsbreath or the Puppy Killer?
Tom Cotton; body double for Gomer Pyle.
All you have to know about Tom Cotton can be seen in his shifty eyes. Gaslighting is his specialty.
and a pocket square
I’ve always been suspicious of this lot. How did such a disparate group
ever get on the same tour? And why TF couldn’t the professor get them out of
there ? FAKE NEWS!
I once heard a standup comic observe “the professor could rig a telegraph out of bamboo and send messages to Australia, but he couldn’t fix a one foot hole in the boat.
Oh my gosh! I must have laughed a good couple minutes ..Thank you, Andy! If I don't laugh I will get anxious. You are making us all a bit more healthy with the laughter you give. And right now, we need to stay as healthy as possible, considering the imminent state of our "no health care".
But Thurston and Lovey Howell could have afforded to pay for a pardon.
Brilliant observation.
Brilliant! It's about time Gilligan gets it right in the kisser. Take that for waving a white flag, Marianne!
don't forget Mrs. Howell, as I'm sure she wore white after Labor Day!
Wait until Pete hears about the three boats with Hispanic names moving undocumented immigrants to the Americas. The Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria are commanded by an infamous narco-terrorist from the Colombo cartel, and are threatening the purity of American bloodlines.
Too bad Columbus and his ships weren’t destroyed by Hurricanes or violent seas. Just ask the indigenous people of the Americas.
Next target: Those suspicious characters on the so-called Love Boat . . .
excellent point!
This couldn't possibly be true. They are all white!
After the publication of Russia's "National Security Strategy" for America, I think we'd be safer with this crew steering the ship of state! Thanks, as always, for the great laugh and cheer, Andy!
😂🤣😂 Thank you as always, Andy, for a great laugh relief to start the week!
Hysterical! Starting my day with a little humor is a must and seeing Gilligan and crew cracked me up :-).
Hegseth's not wrong! With all the coconut technology employed by the Professor, he could definitely be running a fentanyl lab. Probably meth too.
the boat was made of solid heroin - that's how they smuggled the drugs
Well obviously.
😂😂😂Monday morning in my Michigan village where it is 3° and feels like -4! So it is getting close to hell freezing over. Needed a laugh as I put another log on the fire.
Curse you Andy Borowitz!
Now I will be replaying the theme from Gilligan's Island in my head for the next several hours
;-)
“A three hour tour, a three hour tour…”
In the spirit of Alice's restaurant, maybe if one person a day hums that tune on a right wing call-in show and hangs up we can start a movement.
omg, I LOVE that idea . . . "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant, Excepting Alice . . ."
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"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful ship . . ." (yep, I have that ear worm too!)