Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein"
QUANTICO, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report)—Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump’s plan to indoctrinate the nation’s top brass backfired spectacularly on Tuesday when the military audience started chanting, “Epstein, Epstein.”
Initially, Hegseth attempted to be heard over the roaring generals, but then burst into tears, sending masca…