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Andy Borowitz
Nov 21, 2024
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Noem daydreaming about her favorite gun. (Committee on Arrangements for the 2020 Republican National Committee via Getty Images)

America: meet your new Secretary of Homeland Security. She’s Trump without the empathy.

Gov. Kristi Noem of South Dakota is best known, of course, as that woman who shot her dog and bragged about it. But that’s far from her mos…

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