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Phil M.'s avatar

Charley better leave his crown back at the palace. Our wannabe king might snatch it.

Michael L Flynn's avatar

“He can start all the wars he wants, but the Epstein mess won’t go away—just ask my idiot brother.” To paraphrase Kenny Banya, the hack comedian from 'Seinfeld'; "That's gold, Andy! Gold!"

Amruta R Eswara's avatar

“ , “I’ve gotten pretty good at using Zoom—especially the mute feature “….🤣🤩🤗

It's Come To This's avatar

"Yes, Donald, you're coming in loud and clear! No, don't worry, we're hanging on every word!...."

DEBORAH K's avatar

I keep pressing my Chrome computer mute button, but it refuses to work against the mango menace. I think it is an AI conspiracy and I am blaming it on Bezos.

Lynn Hammonds's avatar

In TRump One when his image and voice came on I'd sometimes find myself clawing at my laptop screen!

marypaz's avatar

I hope Charles wears a "No Kings" t-shirt.

Susan Stone's avatar

That sounds a little bit like a conflict of interest to me. But I would applaud him for wearing one, especially if it had trump on it…

Richard Sutherland's avatar

Perhaps Charles will offer to retake the country so that it has a real king.

Susan Stone's avatar

Not sure I'd want a real king, but I am certain that Charles would bring peace back to our country if he did take over. Don't forget that Volodymyr Zelenskyy offered to run our country, and that would also be way better, perhaps the best.

Lynn Hammonds's avatar

He is essentially just a figurehead; they have a parlaiment, and fairly rowdy actual debates. Maybe a hybrid model?

SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Actually, Susan, what's wrong with becoming Canada's

11th Province?

Frances López's avatar

Leave Camilla back in England.

Elizabeth Block's avatar

Why? Because she's not as pretty as Diana was? She's the love of Charles's life, and the queen.

Richard Sutherland's avatar

Replace Camilla with whom? Melania?

Frances López's avatar

King Chuck doesn't need "arm candy."He could bring a snarling dog on a leash. (Princess Diana once referred to Camilla as a "rottweiler." I happen to like that breed, but I don't like Camilla.) See how Trump responds to a snarling dog.

Richard Sutherland's avatar

For me the intriguing part is whether Trump will fall asleep while sitting with the king and queen.

Robert E.'s avatar

Or muscle shirt version.

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he can borrow mine😂😂😂

Bobbie75's avatar

Many in the UK would approve the sentiment.

Dorothy V.'s avatar

What your Melania quiz proved to me is that I know way too much about that woman and it would "be best" if I read less news.

Jocelyn B's avatar

Actually I totally failed the quiz. I'm fortunate!

nacreplus2's avatar

Congratulations! It is really hard not to know these things! I only didn't know about their musical tastes.

Dr. Richard's avatar

Ignorance is no excuse.

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Me too-I think I’m glad???

Susan Miller's avatar

I cracked Andy’s code after about the third question. That’s how I became a Melania (shudder)

Donna H Kurz's avatar

In closing comments, King Charles offered Andrew to the fat man to stand in for him since pedophile to pedophile, they’d have much more to share.

Irna Gadd's avatar

Good point, Donna 😉😉

Donna H Kurz's avatar

Thanks, pal😘‼️

Bobbie75's avatar

It is just that Trump won’t allow him near Ivanka.

Donna H Kurz's avatar

Or Camilla won’t!!

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Two peas in a pod…

Donna H Kurz's avatar

HazMat that pod!

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

Update: King Charles' decision to skip in-person visit to White House scuttles Trump plan to stage another fake assassination attempt and use in-the-moment confusion to cause King's crown to mysteriously disappear.

Al Keim's avatar

Leave the crown home lest it show up in the Trump library/brothel/hotel.

Steve Newman's avatar

Trump would put it on and say it’s his, he’s had it for years & tell Charles to fuck off.

Jonathan Aborn's avatar

And probably try to take his lunch money.

Annette's avatar

or Mar-A-Lardo toilet

howard levitt's avatar

Melania says remotely be best

Steve Lang's avatar

omg, andy! that last line!

JaneJ's avatar

Seriously, he really should cancel.

Dr. Richard's avatar

How can he stand to be associated in any way with the seditious idiot that want to end democracy and replace it with fascist criminal authoritarianism? If I were he I would simply give Trump the finger on national TV like he did to all of our allies- and the entire UK would cheer!

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

All due respect - grammar correction - “if I were him.” I have become a bit OCD about grammar of late. For example, “so and so and ‘I’s’ relationship” just makes me crazy. So does “between you and I.”

SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

I think Dr.Richard is correct, "he" being subjective.

Patricia Poohkay's avatar

It follows a verb. I thank four years of Saskatchewan HS strictly grammar. It is correctly “him.”

SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

lol I'll take your word for it, but it sounds wrong.

Al Keim's avatar

His subjects would appreciate it.

Lynn Hammonds's avatar

And also seriously, if assassins are roaming about why risk it, if even to give TRump another photo op to try to boose polls. ugh

Julie Kelts's avatar

I can only wish. Poor Charles!

Sharon Herrick's avatar

You must be mistaken. Ain't nuthin' too rich for a guy who can wear that crown without doubling over---but this is a very good cover-up for any of the other excellent reasons to go ZOOM---don't want to have to duck and cover, don't want to consort with yet another pedophile, can't pretend well enough or long enough that the sleeping man next to you is conscious...the high cost of jet fuel: the universal excuse. Not just for commoners any more.

BTAM Master's avatar

Zoom needs a "freeze" feature so it looks like the link has failed. One step better than a mute button.

Wis's avatar

Except who wants to see trump’s sneering orange face frozen on screen…! Maybe the freeze feature can come with screensaver.

Mar's avatar

Brilliant as always; just what I needed this afternoon! Thank you!!

BTAM Master's avatar

But if Trump used zoom, would he wear pants? (REALLY sorry for the image).

Robert E.'s avatar

Just his diaper, fully loaded.

BTAM Master's avatar

OMG worse image!

Annette's avatar

oh BTAM, that's OK; we know he wouldn't but we're not surprised . . . and my therapist said to just push those negative images out of my mind with a "whooosah" chant.

Mary Gilbert's avatar

one thing I can say for tRump, he sure is keeping all the psychotherapists in business as we all need one these days

BTAM Master's avatar

I need brain bleach. That image is making me realize my meds are wearing off again.

EyesWideOpen's avatar

Spot on!

Steve Beckwith's avatar

"Trump Responds with Naval Blockade of Great Britain"

Annette's avatar

<appreciative applause>

Mary Gilbert's avatar

how about ‘tRump responds with a naval blockade of his own bellybutton’; hope he has some Lume on hand