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Hillary Destroys the Republicans

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Andy Borowitz
Feb 27, 2026
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In one of the greatest cases of mistaken identity since Donald Trump thought E. Jean Carroll was Marla Maples, House Republicans sent a subpoena to the wrong First Lady.

Instead of Melania Trump, who spent untold hours with the child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, they summoned Hillary Clinton.

They’d soon regret it.

The former Secret…

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