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Some Very Bad News for Elon Musk

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Feb 16, 2025
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A monstrously rich foreigner spending American taxpayers’ money without their consent.

Pundits say Elon Musk is without precedent in American history.

They’re wrong.

There was one other guy who fit Elon’s description. And it ended terribly for him.

It might seem petty of me to bring this up. But I have some very bad news for Elon Musk.

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