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How NOT to Stop Trump

Aug 27, 2025
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The political spam clogging my phone each week makes me nostalgic for the days when the only people begging me for cash were Nigerian princes.

The midterm elections are a huge opportunity to stop Trump’s agenda. That’s exactly what voters did to Ronald Reagan in the 1986…

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