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How This Shitshow Ends

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Andy Borowitz
Nov 09, 2025
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This is how my friend Cookie decided to spent Election Night 2024, offering further proof that dogs are smarter than humans.

Tuesday’s Blue Tsunami came exactly a year after the 2024 election, which was by far the most heinous U.S. election since 2016.

Five days after the 2024 dumpster fire, I published an article entitled “What Happens Now?” It quickly became the most-read TBR post ever.

In it, I tried to put the 2024 election into historical perspective, make some predictions, and suggest a way forward.

One year later, I thought it might be interesting to look back at that post and offer an update: what I got right, what I got wrong, and how the Trump shitshow ends once and for all. (Spoiler: it could end much sooner than some experts have predicted.)

Let’s start with the original post:

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