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How to Survive the Next Four Years

Dec 01, 2024
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As we wrap up Thanksgiving week, I thought I’d offer some unsolicited advice for getting through the next four years. Although I’m not a licensed psychotherapist like George Santos, I’m here to help.

Last week I appeared on Boston Public Radio and discussed a number of topics, including how to find serenity amid the shitshow that envelops us. I hope you’…

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