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How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving

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Andy Borowitz
Nov 27, 2025
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Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:

  1. I’m more grateful for this Thanksgiving meal than last year’s because i…

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