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How to Gaslight Your Trump-voting Relatives This Thanksgiving

Nov 28, 2024
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Stuck with MAGA relatives around the table today? Gaslight them by pretending you’re a convert to their movement! Just slip these surefire talking points into the conversation:

  1. Matt Gaetz would have been a great Attorney General. No one cares more about America’s children.

  2. I can’t wait for Trump’s tariffs. I’m si…

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