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How to Survive 2026

Try this. It works.

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Andy Borowitz
Jan 02, 2026
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Congratulations! If you survived 2025 with your sanity (somewhat) intact, I hereby award you the TBR Peace Prize. (If soccer organizations can award them, why not comedians?)

But it’s even more crucial that you stay sane this year, because of what’s at stake. The midterms are our chance to do to Trump’s presidency what he …

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