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How to Survive in '25

How to Survive in '25

Jan 01, 2025
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There’s no way around it: it’s 2025. And that means we’re just days away from Elon Musk’s presidency.

If you’re feeling anxious about the U.S. government being run by a man whose rockets regularly explode on the launching pad, I understand.

I want to help keep you sane this year—and the next four.

I’m not recommending that y…

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