Share this postThe Borowitz ReportHow to Survive in '25Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMoreHow to Survive in '25Jan 01, 2025∙ Paid2,413Share this postThe Borowitz ReportHow to Survive in '25Copy linkFacebookEmailNotesMore537217SharePhoto by Dingzeyu Li on UnsplashThere’s no way around it: it’s 2025. And that means we’re just days away from Elon Musk’s presidency.If you’re feeling anxious about the U.S. government being run by a man whose rockets regularly explode on the launching pad, I understand.I want to help keep you sane this year—and the next four.I’m not recommending that y…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in