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In Flurry of Executive Orders Trump Accidentally Deports Himself to Panama

Jan 30, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Amid the chaos of his first days in office, on Thursday Donald J. Trump accidentally signed an executive order deporting himself to Panama.

Elon Musk reassured reporters that Trump’s imminent departure to the Central American nation would have “no effect whatsoever” on the running of th…

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