😂😂😂 Given the news about the sale of the Lakers ( there is a grift in this deal somewhere) sounds like Jarrod's brother Joshua may be in the running for the same designation! Well...their father...there is no end to all the crime families trump knows.
Doesn’t it gall you that the press, in announcing that the Lakers are being sold, described Joshua as a “Venture Capitalist,” as if he is a self-made man? The more proper description would be a member of the Kushner slumlord family. Here’s to hoping Jared’s investment fund performs as well as his purchase of 666 Fifth Ave in Manhattan, and Mohammed Bonesaw Man and the other Middle East sovereign wealth funds all want to exit his fund as the 🍊💩 exits the White House!
I just saw that the person who sold the Lakers was already under federal investigation. I'm guessing that the investigation will magically go away now. 🤨
Not so fast. Hezbollah insists that Kushner be called a "turnip-headed dipwad," and won't participate in peace talks until that terminology is adopted by all parties, including Kushner. ("I'm fine with it," says Jared. "It's nicer than anything my wife calls me.")
Clever and the start of a 25 point peace plan - JD is an ass, Kushner is a dick, Witkoff is witless, Bessent is a thief, Kash is ugly, Donald is asleep......
Andy, was it a hard decision to select between the terms "schmeckle" or "schmuck"? I had always considered him to be more of a wanker, or an ass whole, then an ass hat.
Jared(D model) and Ivanka ( C model) are both early Cylon models cut from the same design. Vance (SH model), was created from the leftover parts of previously failed models. C and D models are characterized by long necks, small mouths, arch shaped eye brows and vacant expressions. The models were discontinued when it was discovered that assemblers were unable to insert moral compasses into the models. Unfortunately, several units were released before the defects were discovered. Parts were subsequently consigned to the shit heap (SH). Models manufactured from these parts are available for a significantly reduced price.
In a surprise communication Ivanka Trump has signaled her agreement with the Hamas-Israel assessment of her husband. "You have no idea!" was her contribution.
Way to go, Jared—bringing people together!
Happy Monday Andy ! Such a unifying force, our Jared ! 😂Also, thanks for adding to my collection of colorful American epithets ! 😂😂💕
Bwah-hahahahahahaha
Is it just me who thinks he literally looks like he was shaped out of mashed potatos?
Hey, J Cheng - I like mashed potatoes! Please don't ruin mashed potatoes.
How about: Made out of city snow the day after (notice the two brown dots)? Or maybe a pile of baby barf? Or a chunk of old yellow Play Doh?
If Jaded brought people together, it was by mistake. Like his fa-in-law and his vapid wife, he thrives in the suffering of others.
Bummer for him, now put in charge of the Dickish Accord.
Well played, Mike!
When you’re a Dick, you’re a Dick all the way
From your first penile implant to your last dying day.
When you’re a Dick, if the shit hits the fan,
Your father-in-law is the Depends wearing man
(With a wink and a nod to Jet Song from West Side Story)
well, they were wrong about jd vance. he’s not a dick; he’s a dickhead.
And a shapeshifting grifter of the highest order.
Let's try to be kinder to ol' JD. It's hard to know what you are when you can't even decide on what your name really is.
And whrn you wake up every day waiting to receive your identity and talking points from Peter Thiel (aka Sauron)
good point.
JV Dunce
that, too.
😂😂😂 Given the news about the sale of the Lakers ( there is a grift in this deal somewhere) sounds like Jarrod's brother Joshua may be in the running for the same designation! Well...their father...there is no end to all the crime families trump knows.
Criminals of a feather 🪶
Exactly. What a crowd of creeps.
Lakers: a team sold by one grifter to two others thus doubling the number of grifters with which they're associated.
Your math is perfect!
Don't forget to carry the grifter.
Doesn’t it gall you that the press, in announcing that the Lakers are being sold, described Joshua as a “Venture Capitalist,” as if he is a self-made man? The more proper description would be a member of the Kushner slumlord family. Here’s to hoping Jared’s investment fund performs as well as his purchase of 666 Fifth Ave in Manhattan, and Mohammed Bonesaw Man and the other Middle East sovereign wealth funds all want to exit his fund as the 🍊💩 exits the White House!
I feel galled by the usual press daily.
I just saw that the person who sold the Lakers was already under federal investigation. I'm guessing that the investigation will magically go away now. 🤨
Not so fast. Hezbollah insists that Kushner be called a "turnip-headed dipwad," and won't participate in peace talks until that terminology is adopted by all parties, including Kushner. ("I'm fine with it," says Jared. "It's nicer than anything my wife calls me.")
Although, neither one can compete with our biggest dick head, DJT.
You mean tiniest. The phrase "button mushroom" hasn't entered the lexicon for nothing, you know.
Madlib of the day:
In major breakthrough, {Important Country} and {Influential Group} agree that {Member of Present Administration} is a dick
🎯🎯🎯🎯
If it walks like a dick, swims like a dick, and quacks like a dick, it probably is a dick.
The Quacking Dick sounds like a good name for an ersatz English pub on one of Jared’s properties.
Yes!!!!
Clever and the start of a 25 point peace plan - JD is an ass, Kushner is a dick, Witkoff is witless, Bessent is a thief, Kash is ugly, Donald is asleep......
Andy, was it a hard decision to select between the terms "schmeckle" or "schmuck"? I had always considered him to be more of a wanker, or an ass whole, then an ass hat.
Am I too polite?
Also, where do I get my TBR hat?
Perhaps he’ll share the fate of the other Dick who claimed he was not a crook on his way out…
At least he respected the democracy to leave
And government was strong enough to show him the door
Or Dick Cheney, except with the rifle pointing in the opposite direction.
Forget the peace process. I’m still trying to home in on what Jared Kushner looks like. I think wax-faced vampire doll sums it up pretty well. 🧛♂️
I always thought of him as a Ken Doll along with wotsername the Barbie Doll. Plastic people.
COMPLETELY plastic!
👍👍👍 Makes me want to vomit, Shannon. Almost as much as looking at agent orange and the muskrat's faces🤓🖖
Agree!
Jared(D model) and Ivanka ( C model) are both early Cylon models cut from the same design. Vance (SH model), was created from the leftover parts of previously failed models. C and D models are characterized by long necks, small mouths, arch shaped eye brows and vacant expressions. The models were discontinued when it was discovered that assemblers were unable to insert moral compasses into the models. Unfortunately, several units were released before the defects were discovered. Parts were subsequently consigned to the shit heap (SH). Models manufactured from these parts are available for a significantly reduced price.
Anyone know where can you pick up new eyeballs for the Patel $ model on the cheap?
In a surprise communication Ivanka Trump has signaled her agreement with the Hamas-Israel assessment of her husband. "You have no idea!" was her contribution.
Unlike the other two dicks (Nixon and Cheney), Kushner had to work hard at being a dick, and he's not done yet.