Feliz Martes Andy! I am going to sleep better tonight knowing that the charming and friendly Mr. Bunny is our chief diplomat and that talks will be in Spanish and not Jabberwocky! 😂A day without laughter is a day wasted and I thank you for keeping us all laughing and sane ! 😂❤️
My sources tell me the current talks broke down over Iran’s refusal to stop giving wedgies to Jared. In Iran’s defense, I think I would give Jared a wedgie if ever in the same room with him. How could you not……picture those tightie-whities up around his nipples.
Little Marco is too busy tripping over his Florsheims and planning an invasion of Cuba! And I 💯 agree that the brilliant Mr. Borowitz deserves a cut from our therapist fees ! 😂😂
Iran speaks for me in its frustration - I don’t understand “whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks,” either. His words have no meaning; AMERICANS can’t trust his deranged, ever-shifting pronouncements. Iranians must be baffled by the hundreds of lies and contradictions. (“Look it up again, Ali! ‘Ceasefire’ simply must mean something different than we thought - American bombs blew up my kitchen this morning!”)
DJT is not speaking any language that I, having been born and raised by English speaking parents in the USA, recognize. (Perhaps it's a form of "pig Latin" that he learned from illiterate and insane pigs.Someone please rescue those poor pigs!) I-ay inkthay atthay ehay ouldshay ebay 25thed!
There can never be real peace with the mullah regime, only accommodation with conditions of nuclear or Hormuz blackmail, allowing Iran to oppress and murder its citizens and spread terror and destruction throughout the region. I guess even Trump, the Greatest President Ever (as many have said, just ask him) couldn't figure this out or even care. Maybe Bad Bunny is our only hope.
"Pisher" doesn't fully carry it. In Yiddish a NAR is better. I learned about pandejo from watching Narcos on Netflix. I can't imagine Pablo Escobar or El Chapo calling anyone a pisher. Maybe pusher.
Love it. I've often felt that there are certain sentiments that are expressed better in some languages than others, e.g., shmuck, pendejo, and payaso. This has me wanting to learn more languages.
I wonder how these concepts are expressed in Farsi?
Probably quite humorously and with a sense of irony that is unique to Iranian culture. The Chinese call him "nation builder" because whatever he does helps China.
Great idea, please do it. Why should hE and his minyans be the only ones making money off of his brand? Wouldn't it be great if you ended up making oodles of cash on a hat made in China because of tRump?
Definitely Andy! Perhaps Iran can oversee the cage fight with the winner getting a year's worth of free passage through the strait of Hormuz. Bad Bunny would be the deciding judge and the bragadoccio Trump could be a contestant.
😂😂😂Sounds like a plan to me! Who the hell are the US "negotiators" anyway? It's obvious they have no idea what they are doing. Maybe someone should tie trump up so he can't post anything. How about a strait jacket?
Makes sense. Unfortunately for Iran, Bad Bunny has been booked by the EU, Ukraine, Russia, Cuba, Venezuela and more to negotiate with Trump. The White House Easter Bunny may be available and still an upgrade.
A huge upgrade over Jared Kushner.
Feliz Martes Andy! I am going to sleep better tonight knowing that the charming and friendly Mr. Bunny is our chief diplomat and that talks will be in Spanish and not Jabberwocky! 😂A day without laughter is a day wasted and I thank you for keeping us all laughing and sane ! 😂❤️
Agreed. Feliz Martes!!!
You've outdone yourself this morning, Andy! Every sentence a laugh line! Call Guinness!
As is the semi-feral cat that lives on my deck.
My sources tell me the current talks broke down over Iran’s refusal to stop giving wedgies to Jared. In Iran’s defense, I think I would give Jared a wedgie if ever in the same room with him. How could you not……picture those tightie-whities up around his nipples.
Oh my goodness Mr Borowitz what will Little Marco say? I was almost on the floor laughing. This was great. My therapist should give you a cut.
Little Marco is too busy tripping over his Florsheims and planning an invasion of Cuba! And I 💯 agree that the brilliant Mr. Borowitz deserves a cut from our therapist fees ! 😂😂
Bad Bunny is the key! Thanks for starting my day with laughter!
Iran speaks for me in its frustration - I don’t understand “whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks,” either. His words have no meaning; AMERICANS can’t trust his deranged, ever-shifting pronouncements. Iranians must be baffled by the hundreds of lies and contradictions. (“Look it up again, Ali! ‘Ceasefire’ simply must mean something different than we thought - American bombs blew up my kitchen this morning!”)
I'm 73 years old and love Bad Bunny.
Same here!!! Together we are America!!! Bless that Bad Bunny!
MUY LOCO TACO
Muy loco pendejo taco.
Had to google translate this. Worth it.
translation please?! ☺️
Estúpido, Mary
Thanks Al-he’s estupido, too.
Si :-)
Very crazy "asshole," "idiot," or "dumbass"(take your pick) taco
Thank you so much-must I pick; they all see to apply equally?
Nope, no need to pick cuz they DO all apply.
That's why pendejo is such a handy word -- says it all in one.
<appreciative applause>
At lease Bad Bunny loves America.
Mr. Bunny, like most adults, surely understands he is not the center of the universe. I cannot say the same for Mr. Trump.
I meant to say “least” - not “lease” - unlike Trump, I acknowledge my mistakes.
typos are a fact ;-}
Spellcheck is my worst enema.
Mine too: An Enema of the People!
I'm bent over with myrth.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like autocorrect!!
It gets you every time, doesn’t it! I’ve caught some real corkers and shudder to think of the ones that I failed to notice.😥
Who’s “Bad Buddy”?
👍
Exactly! And America loves him back, unlike the psychopath and his criminal regime.
This is spot on, the truth:
"It will be easier for us to learn Spanish than whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks.”
I loved this
DJT is not speaking any language that I, having been born and raised by English speaking parents in the USA, recognize. (Perhaps it's a form of "pig Latin" that he learned from illiterate and insane pigs.Someone please rescue those poor pigs!) I-ay inkthay atthay ehay ouldshay ebay 25thed!
Emay ootay!
“It will be easier for us to learn Spanish than whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks.”
Trump's language has been identified as Me, myself, and I.
Sadly true
I heard he only listens to WIIFM radio. (What's In It For Me)
yes . . . me, myself and I are ConOLD's pronouns
No Bunny, No Peace
No Donald, No Lie
Know Bunny, Know Peace
Know Donald, Know Lies, Corruption, Incompetence, etc.
Know shit!
👏👏👏
Beautifully done!! <standing ovation>
The only way to achieve peace with Iran and end trump’s war, is to have serious Americans back in the White House. Or caring people, like Bad Bunny….
There can never be real peace with the mullah regime, only accommodation with conditions of nuclear or Hormuz blackmail, allowing Iran to oppress and murder its citizens and spread terror and destruction throughout the region. I guess even Trump, the Greatest President Ever (as many have said, just ask him) couldn't figure this out or even care. Maybe Bad Bunny is our only hope.
Some Mexicans have labeled him 'Pendejo" - it is rather crude and derogatory - and totally appropriate!
Absolutamente la palabra correcta para Trump: PENDEJO
Eso es la verdad, bien dicho.
I've seen "Trumpendejo," which is also appropriate.
Oh, I love that one!
Isn't that like "pisher" in Yiddish, meaning a young child still learning bathroom habits?
More or less - a stupid person, but in their vernacular, a pubic hair...
Second guffaw of the day after "Mr Bunny".
"Pisher" doesn't fully carry it. In Yiddish a NAR is better. I learned about pandejo from watching Narcos on Netflix. I can't imagine Pablo Escobar or El Chapo calling anyone a pisher. Maybe pusher.
For sure, but tRump is a nasty and disgusting AK... I don't speak Spanish, but my Mom gave me a healthy dose of Yiddish growing up.
alte kakker! LOL!
En este caso, alte kaker quien es un alte kaka (viejo caca o mierda.)
I've called him Payaso Naranja (orange clown). I'm not Mexican, however.
Love it. I've often felt that there are certain sentiments that are expressed better in some languages than others, e.g., shmuck, pendejo, and payaso. This has me wanting to learn more languages.
I wonder how these concepts are expressed in Farsi?
Probably quite humorously and with a sense of irony that is unique to Iranian culture. The Chinese call him "nation builder" because whatever he does helps China.
A friend from Hong Kong said that in China they've repurposed MAGA as: Make Asia Great Again.
I need to get a red that with that written in Mandarin. Or Cantonese for the Hong Kong folks.
Great idea, please do it. Why should hE and his minyans be the only ones making money off of his brand? Wouldn't it be great if you ended up making oodles of cash on a hat made in China because of tRump?
That gave me some insight into the subtleties of Chinese humor. Thanks!
"Pendejo" is the perfect word for him.
Pendejo es apropiado
Priceless: no bunny, no peace😂
Definitely Andy! Perhaps Iran can oversee the cage fight with the winner getting a year's worth of free passage through the strait of Hormuz. Bad Bunny would be the deciding judge and the bragadoccio Trump could be a contestant.
Thank you for the light you shine!
Mr Bunny…..😋😋
Absolutely love it!!!
No crazier than North Korea negotiating through Dennis Rodman
Can you blame them??🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷👍💙💙💙💙💙💙
😂😂😂Sounds like a plan to me! Who the hell are the US "negotiators" anyway? It's obvious they have no idea what they are doing. Maybe someone should tie trump up so he can't post anything. How about a strait jacket?
A Hormuz Strait Jacket?
😂😂😂
Steve Witless and Slender Man - real estate investor and "American businessman/investor. The operative word there is "investor."
Makes sense. Unfortunately for Iran, Bad Bunny has been booked by the EU, Ukraine, Russia, Cuba, Venezuela and more to negotiate with Trump. The White House Easter Bunny may be available and still an upgrade.
<snort laugh> only if Sean Spicer plays the part of the Easter Bunny