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Andy Borowitz's avatar

A huge upgrade over Jared Kushner.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Feliz Martes Andy! I am going to sleep better tonight knowing that the charming and friendly Mr. Bunny is our chief diplomat and that talks will be in Spanish and not Jabberwocky! 😂A day without laughter is a day wasted and I thank you for keeping us all laughing and sane ! 😂❤️

Kathryn Allen's avatar

Agreed. Feliz Martes!!!

Katherine James's avatar

You've outdone yourself this morning, Andy! Every sentence a laugh line! Call Guinness!

Skepticat's avatar

As is the semi-feral cat that lives on my deck.

Jonathan Aborn's avatar

My sources tell me the current talks broke down over Iran’s refusal to stop giving wedgies to Jared. In Iran’s defense, I think I would give Jared a wedgie if ever in the same room with him. How could you not……picture those tightie-whities up around his nipples.

Bad Ass Boomer's avatar

Oh my goodness Mr Borowitz what will Little Marco say? I was almost on the floor laughing. This was great. My therapist should give you a cut.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Little Marco is too busy tripping over his Florsheims and planning an invasion of Cuba! And I 💯 agree that the brilliant Mr. Borowitz deserves a cut from our therapist fees ! 😂😂

Rose Edgar's avatar

Bad Bunny is the key! Thanks for starting my day with laughter!

Wis's avatar

Iran speaks for me in its frustration - I don’t understand “whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks,” either. His words have no meaning; AMERICANS can’t trust his deranged, ever-shifting pronouncements. Iranians must be baffled by the hundreds of lies and contradictions. (“Look it up again, Ali! ‘Ceasefire’ simply must mean something different than we thought - American bombs blew up my kitchen this morning!”)

J Cheng's avatar

I'm 73 years old and love Bad Bunny.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Same here!!! Together we are America!!! Bless that Bad Bunny!

Jay F's avatar

MUY LOCO TACO

Joan Schiavi's avatar

Muy loco pendejo taco.

Susan Gilbert-Collins's avatar

Had to google translate this. Worth it.

Mary Gilbert's avatar

translation please?! ☺️

Al Keim's avatar

Estúpido, Mary

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Thanks Al-he’s estupido, too.

Carole Barrett's avatar

Very crazy "asshole," "idiot," or "dumbass"(take your pick) taco

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Thank you so much-must I pick; they all see to apply equally?

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Nope, no need to pick cuz they DO all apply.

That's why pendejo is such a handy word -- says it all in one.

Annette's avatar

<appreciative applause>

Larry Caringer's avatar

At lease Bad Bunny loves America.

matclone's avatar

Mr. Bunny, like most adults, surely understands he is not the center of the universe. I cannot say the same for Mr. Trump.

Larry Caringer's avatar

I meant to say “least” - not “lease” - unlike Trump, I acknowledge my mistakes.

Sharon P's avatar

typos are a fact ;-}

Diana Whitney's avatar

Spellcheck is my worst enema.

bruce schneider's avatar

Mine too: An Enema of the People!

Al Keim's avatar

I'm bent over with myrth.

J Cheng's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anne Fletcher-Jones's avatar

It gets you every time, doesn’t it! I’ve caught some real corkers and shudder to think of the ones that I failed to notice.😥

Chuck Burbank's avatar

Who’s “Bad Buddy”?

Betsy Groth's avatar

Exactly! And America loves him back, unlike the psychopath and his criminal regime.

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

This is spot on, the truth:

"It will be easier for us to learn Spanish than whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks.”

M G McBride's avatar

DJT is not speaking any language that I, having been born and raised by English speaking parents in the USA, recognize. (Perhaps it's a form of "pig Latin" that he learned from illiterate and insane pigs.Someone please rescue those poor pigs!) I-ay inkthay atthay ehay ouldshay ebay 25thed!

matclone's avatar

“It will be easier for us to learn Spanish than whatever it is that Donald Trump speaks.”

Trump's language has been identified as Me, myself, and I.

Kathryn Allen's avatar

Sadly true

J Cheng's avatar

I heard he only listens to WIIFM radio. (What's In It For Me)

Annette's avatar

yes . . . me, myself and I are ConOLD's pronouns

Al Gorythm's avatar

No Bunny, No Peace

No Donald, No Lie

Annette's avatar
2hEdited

Know Bunny, Know Peace

Know Donald, Know Lies, Corruption, Incompetence, etc.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Beautifully done!! <standing ovation>

Peter Wood's avatar

The only way to achieve peace with Iran and end trump’s war, is to have serious Americans back in the White House. Or caring people, like Bad Bunny….

bruce schneider's avatar

There can never be real peace with the mullah regime, only accommodation with conditions of nuclear or Hormuz blackmail, allowing Iran to oppress and murder its citizens and spread terror and destruction throughout the region. I guess even Trump, the Greatest President Ever (as many have said, just ask him) couldn't figure this out or even care. Maybe Bad Bunny is our only hope.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Some Mexicans have labeled him 'Pendejo" - it is rather crude and derogatory - and totally appropriate!

Rusalka's avatar

Absolutamente la palabra correcta para Trump: PENDEJO

Mark Lip's avatar

Eso es la verdad, bien dicho.

Frances López's avatar

I've seen "Trumpendejo," which is also appropriate.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh, I love that one!

Rosemary Ehle's avatar

Isn't that like "pisher" in Yiddish, meaning a young child still learning bathroom habits?

Stephen Brady's avatar

More or less - a stupid person, but in their vernacular, a pubic hair...

Rosemary Ehle's avatar

Second guffaw of the day after "Mr Bunny".

bruce schneider's avatar

"Pisher" doesn't fully carry it. In Yiddish a NAR is better. I learned about pandejo from watching Narcos on Netflix. I can't imagine Pablo Escobar or El Chapo calling anyone a pisher. Maybe pusher.

Stephen Brady's avatar

For sure, but tRump is a nasty and disgusting AK... I don't speak Spanish, but my Mom gave me a healthy dose of Yiddish growing up.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

En este caso, alte kaker quien es un alte kaka (viejo caca o mierda.)

Roland Saeger's avatar

I've called him Payaso Naranja (orange clown). I'm not Mexican, however.

Mark Lip's avatar

Love it. I've often felt that there are certain sentiments that are expressed better in some languages than others, e.g., shmuck, pendejo, and payaso. This has me wanting to learn more languages.

I wonder how these concepts are expressed in Farsi?

Roland Saeger's avatar

Probably quite humorously and with a sense of irony that is unique to Iranian culture. The Chinese call him "nation builder" because whatever he does helps China.

Mark Lip's avatar

A friend from Hong Kong said that in China they've repurposed MAGA as: Make Asia Great Again.

Roland Saeger's avatar

I need to get a red that with that written in Mandarin. Or Cantonese for the Hong Kong folks.

Mark Lip's avatar

Great idea, please do it. Why should hE and his minyans be the only ones making money off of his brand? Wouldn't it be great if you ended up making oodles of cash on a hat made in China because of tRump?

Annie D Stratton's avatar

That gave me some insight into the subtleties of Chinese humor. Thanks!

nacreplus2's avatar

"Pendejo" is the perfect word for him.

TJ's avatar

Pendejo es apropiado

Pramila Venkateswaran's avatar

Priceless: no bunny, no peace😂

Patty Farrington's avatar

Definitely Andy! Perhaps Iran can oversee the cage fight with the winner getting a year's worth of free passage through the strait of Hormuz. Bad Bunny would be the deciding judge and the bragadoccio Trump could be a contestant.

Jack Vrooman's avatar

Thank you for the light you shine!

Cindy Waldron's avatar

Mr Bunny…..😋😋

Jon Gabrielsen's avatar

Absolutely love it!!!

No crazier than North Korea negotiating through Dennis Rodman

Stephen Wunderlich's avatar

Can you blame them??🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷👍💙💙💙💙💙💙

Linda MacDonald's avatar

😂😂😂Sounds like a plan to me! Who the hell are the US "negotiators" anyway? It's obvious they have no idea what they are doing. Maybe someone should tie trump up so he can't post anything. How about a strait jacket?

Carla Spackler's avatar

A Hormuz Strait Jacket?

Linda MacDonald's avatar

😂😂😂

Annette's avatar

Steve Witless and Slender Man - real estate investor and "American businessman/investor. The operative word there is "investor."

Taisa  Markus's avatar

Makes sense. Unfortunately for Iran, Bad Bunny has been booked by the EU, Ukraine, Russia, Cuba, Venezuela and more to negotiate with Trump. The White House Easter Bunny may be available and still an upgrade.

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh> only if Sean Spicer plays the part of the Easter Bunny