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Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck

Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck

Jan 19, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour decision on Sunday, the Inauguration of Donald J. Trump has been moved from the Capitol Rotunda to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck.

The change of venue, dictated by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), means that only people with a net worth of…

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