Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons

Liars (above) would strain the nation’s prison capacity.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After James Comey’s arraignment on Wednesday, experts warned that indicting everyone who has lied to Congress would dangerously overcrowd the nation’s prisons.

According to imprisonment expert Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota, “If we’re going to put all …