Iran Agrees to End War in Exchange for Never Having to Talk to JD Vance Again
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As part of its framework deal with the US, on Monday the Islamic Republic of Iran agreed to cease all hostilities in exchange for never having to talk to Vice President JD Vance again.
Under terms of the agreement, Vance must remain out of the Iranians’ earshot for a minimum of 30 years, with his…
