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Erik Staub's avatar

Brilliant on several levels, if only.

Timothy Cooper's avatar

I predicted this demand by Iran some time ago. Indeed, if only! - Karen Cooper

Timothy Cooper's avatar

On a serious note, I haven't heard a single report on the Iranian citizens who have been killed since the 40,000 protestors. I am appalled that their lives are not even considered worth mentioning (as far as I know)- Karen Cooper

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy , The Iranians only have to throw in a big, beautiful present and it’s done! 😂Superb and spot on and you’ve put a champagne fizz on my evening! 😂💕

Robert E.'s avatar

A $400 million jet opens doors.

Patrice Curedale's avatar

so does a gold painted trophy for "YUgest Peace In the World"

Merrill's avatar

It's remarkable that America, with the most heavily funded military in the world can quickly defeat Iran who's total GDP is half the size of our Defense budget. What a bunch of macho criminals!!

Mary Black's avatar

How right you are!!!

Diane Smith's avatar

Just paint a little toy gold. He likes any gold.

LHS's avatar

I've been fascinated by how certain Iranian officials have been trolling Trump non-stop. Poking fun at him, calling out his lies, etc. I'm assuming the trolling is happening on social media, but I've only read quotes on Meidas and elsewhere, so I can't be sure.

Peggy Grimmius's avatar

You are supremely funny, clever, and our daily humor relief. I'm so thankful for you. We actually start choking from laughing. But also. What you say is actually true. No joke!

Marilyn Clark's avatar

🌟🌟 Thank you, Andy!!

Al Gorythm's avatar

We the people will accept nothing less than Trump’s unconditional and immediate resignation.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Wis's avatar
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This 'We the People' wants to see heads roll. No tidy resignation for trump (it's not his style anyway - never admit failure is his motto).

I want another Nuremberg, baby!

Al Gorythm's avatar

“I would never wish death on any man, but some obituaries I have read with great delight.”

Clarence Darrow

LHS's avatar

Twain never said that (but it sure sounds like something he would say!). It was actually something that Clarence Darrow said that was very similar: ""All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/

Wis's avatar

Thanks for the redirect., LHS - it does sound Twain-y though! Whoever said it sure knew about schadenfreude!

Al Gorythm's avatar

I stand corrected and have made the edit. Thanks for the clarification.

Wis's avatar

Twain is timeless, isn't he?

Marcia Z Bookstein's avatar

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.--Mark Twain (one of my faves!)

Charlie's avatar

Still laugh out loud after all these years.

Al Gorythm's avatar

As is Darrow, too.

Judith Richards's avatar

Thank you. I too would read T****'s with great delight.

Al Gorythm's avatar

At least he won’t have to lie in state because he has already lied in every state he has ever been.

Charlie's avatar
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Oh my! Well done. You are on a streaking streak tonight!

Mike Sabes's avatar

Steven Miller is a criminal, try him first!

Jocelyn B's avatar

Well, I have been assuming that he's pulling the strings.

Wis's avatar

Let’s oust trump first - it would be a small but sure step towards getting our allies’ trust back.

Judith Richards's avatar

Try them all at the same time. Save some of the taxpayers money.

Diane Smith's avatar

NOOOO!!!! the Orange Menace first.

Mary K. Vincent's avatar

I want to see Trump and his Cabinet perp-marched to prison. There's a nice one in Alabama.

Charlie's avatar

Ooh, my history is shaky on this -never much of a sports fan. Buu the game of polo came out of this (general) part of the world. And the game was originally played with a head-duly severed of course from the neck of a vanquished foe. Let the game commence!

Gordon Shumway's avatar

agreed, but it'll take some Dems with fortitude - and not on the take - to achieve.......

Jeff Bell's avatar

How about "Unconditional Surrender", instead !!

Then we can start Nuremberg 2.0 for his staff.

Vicki Bruning's avatar

I'm partial to the option of the guillotine. Just ask Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI.

Wis's avatar

I'm for any means of severe punishment! Guillotines certainly make heads roll ;-)

Linda McCaughey's avatar

How about: "naked upside down crucifixion at halftime on the Monday night football game?" (thank you, George Carlin)

John Gregory's avatar

no, definitely not naked. The rest of us want to enjoy the event...

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

That would be big time half time barfaroni!

Wis's avatar

omigosh! Bwahahaha!

Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

No, that one is for Hogsbreath. After all, he is a "christran".

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

And quelle puffed up re being ever so buffly sporty and his graffiti-ed body with all its Christian crusader & Nazi tats. Yeah, let's do him!

Mary Black's avatar

It just seems appropriate for a wanna be king.

Sheri Drisac's avatar

But first let's lock him in the stocks in Williamsburg on a hot & humid day, and allow people to throw rotten fruit & veggies at him!!!

Al Gorythm's avatar

They should have been more careful about what they wished for.

Ruth's avatar

Love this!!

Dennis the Menace.'s avatar

Good one Andy!

LiverpoolFCfan's avatar

Oh, thank you Andy!

It's been a rough day, and I needed that laugh!

And yes, regime change would be best.

Jocelyn B's avatar

Me too - needed that LOL.

Christine Webber's avatar

Something that we can all support!

Donna H Kurz's avatar

Truth! And btw, the only reason fat man went to the Supreme Court (other than thinking his snout would intimidate his personal lawyers) is because dumb a** thought it would be televised.

Oaktown's avatar

I think it was because he's trying to intimidate them with his evil eye, but don't think it worked because he stormed out after about 50 minutes when he saw it wasn't going well for that irritating lawyer with a voice like chalk on a blackboard, John Sauer.

Carolyn's avatar

Why did they send him?

Donna H Kurz's avatar

Exactly what I meant. I was sarcastically calling the Supremes his personal lawyers since he thinks they should kiss his ring & always decide in his favor since he nominated them.

Carolyn's avatar

So we could all watch him sleep?

Leslie's avatar

Thank you Donna I literally laughed out loud

Randy Pulley's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 In this case, I have to agree with the Iranians…

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Yeppadoodles, me too!!!

Linda Farrell's avatar

Sounds like a good deal

Harold Appel's avatar

It's the first time that I find myself supporting regime change. It would be a start.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

A dang good start if all the evil minions got kicked to the curb along with Agent Orange.

Peggy Bush's avatar

One of your funniest headlines so far!!! And I'm sure we all completely agree!

Olivia Koppell's avatar

Another Oscar Nomination! Wow, Andy, you must have a case full of little statues. This is another one that’s so good we wish it was the actual news. Those Persians “do not suffer fools gladly.” (so why do we?)

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Excellent question, Olivia -- I've been wondering the same damn thing throughout the whole ugly shit show ongoing for 14 excruciating months.

Marian Booth Green's avatar

I wish!!!

Mary kier's avatar

Good one, Andy!! 😂

Carol Morris's avatar

Loved it!

Wis's avatar
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To the Iranians' surprise, joining the chorus of different peoples supporting their demand for a regime change in America, were the majority of Americans themselves.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Darn tootin' and I count myself among those clamoring for that regime change, like now please.

Susan Linehan's avatar

outdone yourself once again!