On a serious note, I haven't heard a single report on the Iranian citizens who have been killed since the 40,000 protestors. I am appalled that their lives are not even considered worth mentioning (as far as I know)- Karen Cooper
Andy , The Iranians only have to throw in a big, beautiful present and it’s done! 😂Superb and spot on and you’ve put a champagne fizz on my evening! 😂💕
It's remarkable that America, with the most heavily funded military in the world can quickly defeat Iran who's total GDP is half the size of our Defense budget. What a bunch of macho criminals!!
I've been fascinated by how certain Iranian officials have been trolling Trump non-stop. Poking fun at him, calling out his lies, etc. I'm assuming the trolling is happening on social media, but I've only read quotes on Meidas and elsewhere, so I can't be sure.
You are supremely funny, clever, and our daily humor relief. I'm so thankful for you. We actually start choking from laughing. But also. What you say is actually true. No joke!
Twain never said that (but it sure sounds like something he would say!). It was actually something that Clarence Darrow said that was very similar: ""All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/
Ooh, my history is shaky on this -never much of a sports fan. Buu the game of polo came out of this (general) part of the world. And the game was originally played with a head-duly severed of course from the neck of a vanquished foe. Let the game commence!
Truth! And btw, the only reason fat man went to the Supreme Court (other than thinking his snout would intimidate his personal lawyers) is because dumb a** thought it would be televised.
I think it was because he's trying to intimidate them with his evil eye, but don't think it worked because he stormed out after about 50 minutes when he saw it wasn't going well for that irritating lawyer with a voice like chalk on a blackboard, John Sauer.
Exactly what I meant. I was sarcastically calling the Supremes his personal lawyers since he thinks they should kiss his ring & always decide in his favor since he nominated them.
Another Oscar Nomination! Wow, Andy, you must have a case full of little statues. This is another one that’s so good we wish it was the actual news. Those Persians “do not suffer fools gladly.” (so why do we?)
To the Iranians' surprise, joining the chorus of different peoples supporting their demand for a regime change in America, were the majority of Americans themselves.
Deal!
Brilliant on several levels, if only.
I predicted this demand by Iran some time ago. Indeed, if only! - Karen Cooper
On a serious note, I haven't heard a single report on the Iranian citizens who have been killed since the 40,000 protestors. I am appalled that their lives are not even considered worth mentioning (as far as I know)- Karen Cooper
Andy , The Iranians only have to throw in a big, beautiful present and it’s done! 😂Superb and spot on and you’ve put a champagne fizz on my evening! 😂💕
A $400 million jet opens doors.
so does a gold painted trophy for "YUgest Peace In the World"
It's remarkable that America, with the most heavily funded military in the world can quickly defeat Iran who's total GDP is half the size of our Defense budget. What a bunch of macho criminals!!
How right you are!!!
Another jet plane?
Just paint a little toy gold. He likes any gold.
I've been fascinated by how certain Iranian officials have been trolling Trump non-stop. Poking fun at him, calling out his lies, etc. I'm assuming the trolling is happening on social media, but I've only read quotes on Meidas and elsewhere, so I can't be sure.
Me too.
Spot on Andy!
Where can I find them?
You are supremely funny, clever, and our daily humor relief. I'm so thankful for you. We actually start choking from laughing. But also. What you say is actually true. No joke!
🌟🌟 Thank you, Andy!!
We the people will accept nothing less than Trump’s unconditional and immediate resignation.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This 'We the People' wants to see heads roll. No tidy resignation for trump (it's not his style anyway - never admit failure is his motto).
I want another Nuremberg, baby!
“I would never wish death on any man, but some obituaries I have read with great delight.”
Clarence Darrow
Twain never said that (but it sure sounds like something he would say!). It was actually something that Clarence Darrow said that was very similar: ""All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mark-twain-obituary-pleasure/
Thanks for the redirect., LHS - it does sound Twain-y though! Whoever said it sure knew about schadenfreude!
I stand corrected and have made the edit. Thanks for the clarification.
Twain is timeless, isn't he?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.--Mark Twain (one of my faves!)
Still laugh out loud after all these years.
As is Darrow, too.
Thank you. I too would read T****'s with great delight.
At least he won’t have to lie in state because he has already lied in every state he has ever been.
Oh my! Well done. You are on a streaking streak tonight!
Steven Miller is a criminal, try him first!
Well, I have been assuming that he's pulling the strings.
Let’s oust trump first - it would be a small but sure step towards getting our allies’ trust back.
Try them all at the same time. Save some of the taxpayers money.
NOOOO!!!! the Orange Menace first.
I want to see Trump and his Cabinet perp-marched to prison. There's a nice one in Alabama.
Amen!!!
Ooh, my history is shaky on this -never much of a sports fan. Buu the game of polo came out of this (general) part of the world. And the game was originally played with a head-duly severed of course from the neck of a vanquished foe. Let the game commence!
agreed, but it'll take some Dems with fortitude - and not on the take - to achieve.......
How about "Unconditional Surrender", instead !!
Then we can start Nuremberg 2.0 for his staff.
I'm partial to the option of the guillotine. Just ask Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI.
I'm for any means of severe punishment! Guillotines certainly make heads roll ;-)
How about: "naked upside down crucifixion at halftime on the Monday night football game?" (thank you, George Carlin)
no, definitely not naked. The rest of us want to enjoy the event...
That would be big time half time barfaroni!
omigosh! Bwahahaha!
No, that one is for Hogsbreath. After all, he is a "christran".
And quelle puffed up re being ever so buffly sporty and his graffiti-ed body with all its Christian crusader & Nazi tats. Yeah, let's do him!
It just seems appropriate for a wanna be king.
Right?!!!
LOL! 😂
But first let's lock him in the stocks in Williamsburg on a hot & humid day, and allow people to throw rotten fruit & veggies at him!!!
They should have been more careful about what they wished for.
Love this!!
Good one Andy!
Oh, thank you Andy!
It's been a rough day, and I needed that laugh!
And yes, regime change would be best.
Me too - needed that LOL.
Something that we can all support!
I’m in!
Truth! And btw, the only reason fat man went to the Supreme Court (other than thinking his snout would intimidate his personal lawyers) is because dumb a** thought it would be televised.
I think it was because he's trying to intimidate them with his evil eye, but don't think it worked because he stormed out after about 50 minutes when he saw it wasn't going well for that irritating lawyer with a voice like chalk on a blackboard, John Sauer.
Why did they send him?
Exactly what I meant. I was sarcastically calling the Supremes his personal lawyers since he thinks they should kiss his ring & always decide in his favor since he nominated them.
So we could all watch him sleep?
Thank you Donna I literally laughed out loud
🤣🤣🤣 In this case, I have to agree with the Iranians…
Yeppadoodles, me too!!!
Sounds like a good deal
It's the first time that I find myself supporting regime change. It would be a start.
A dang good start if all the evil minions got kicked to the curb along with Agent Orange.
One of your funniest headlines so far!!! And I'm sure we all completely agree!
Another Oscar Nomination! Wow, Andy, you must have a case full of little statues. This is another one that’s so good we wish it was the actual news. Those Persians “do not suffer fools gladly.” (so why do we?)
Excellent question, Olivia -- I've been wondering the same damn thing throughout the whole ugly shit show ongoing for 14 excruciating months.
I wish!!!
Good one, Andy!! 😂
Loved it!
To the Iranians' surprise, joining the chorus of different peoples supporting their demand for a regime change in America, were the majority of Americans themselves.
Darn tootin' and I count myself among those clamoring for that regime change, like now please.
outdone yourself once again!
Yes! Please!!!