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Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy , 😂The Iranians have mastered the art of the deal ! Thank you for your stellar service to protecting and preserving our sanity ! We won’t need straitjackets! 😂❤️

It's Come To This's avatar

Throw in the duct tape and it's a GO.

Kathy's avatar

I love duct tape!

Gordon Shumway's avatar

... and cement boots?

Deb's avatar

I am so in on this!! 👍

J Cheng's avatar

What would be the title of the book the Iranians publish after this deal? The Art of the Deal is taken!

LiverpoolFCfan's avatar

Say what you will about Trump.

He has one good quality: he inspires Andy Borowitz to new levels of brilliance every day.

(And that is the ONLY good quality.)

John Townsend's avatar

--while we laugh amid chewing our fingernails to the nubs!

Travel Bug777's avatar

The Art of the Big Deal

John Townsend's avatar

Door Number Three?

misia.d's avatar

A fart of a Deal.

Timothy Cooper's avatar

So on target. The Iranians, despite their deficiencies, have out-maneuvered Trump and have come out of this "war" (unprovoked attack) ahead in some aspects. Odd to be against my own country and in support of other countries even, a little bit, Iran - Karen Cooper

Diana's avatar

Timothy, you may feel as I do - I love my country but hate my government.

Timothy Cooper's avatar

Quite right, well said - Karen Cooper

Steve Newman's avatar

Nixon couldn’t get it done in Nam, Bush couldn’t get it done in Iraq & Trump ain’t getting it done in Iran.

There’s something happening here.

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

Trump’s favorite song:

🎶 Don’t know much about history…

Linda McCaughey's avatar

There's nothing happening here.

Gordon Shumway's avatar

too many American voters keep electing focking morons

Nancy Noone Broussard's avatar

The Deal of the (F)art.

Elinore's avatar

I think they’d go for it! Andy, I appoint you new lead negotiator.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

I'm an upgrade from Witkoff

myhoopbabies's avatar

You are an upgrade from all cabinet members combined! You definitely know more about the constitution than any of those unqualified dolts.

John Townsend's avatar

Better a thunderbolt than a roof full of Trump's thunder-dolts!

djw's avatar

Hugely!

Elinore's avatar

For real. Wish I had Jean Luc’s power to Make It So!

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

You definitely are an upgrade Andy ! You are super witty! 😂💕

Mary Kreeger's avatar

...ya think??????

Gordon Shumway's avatar

Indubitably! And what kind of stupid-ass country and government allow inept, crooked knobs like Kushner and Witkoff to serve as "negotiators" - in lieu of veteran State Dept. officials?! WTF???????

John Townsend's avatar

--by many degrees! Take Cookie and Mousse with you!

Wednesday's avatar

A thousand times over!

Susan Stone's avatar

That's the understatement of the century (so far).

Linda McCaughey's avatar

Comedians should run the world!!! What a blast that would be!!!!!

Susan Stone's avatar

And how seriously they would manage to get things done. Real, good, helpful things. From what I've seen the best comedians are very serious people.

Double-A's avatar
4hEdited

BRILLIANT, Andy!!!

Loved the 25A reference!

Robert E.'s avatar

🎶To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all day long 🎶

The Rickster's avatar

Saw the cap graphic and thought the “25” was a reference to the 25A.

Ambrose Bierce, Jr.'s avatar

Go strait to jail, do not pass go.

Robert E.'s avatar

And the Gates are open for Straight to Hell, for the Brainspurs Don-key.

John Townsend's avatar

--and don't even think about Marvin Gardens in Atlantic City, ever, Trump!

teresa meaney's avatar

Love it!

Charles Welsh's avatar

I’m no diplomat, but this seems like an insanely great offer.

Lucy Conner's avatar

😆 Thanks so much for the laughing out loud! Best. Deal. Ever.

Chas Scollard's avatar

Guess which world leader in a speech today said “sandy wet sand?”

Andy Borowitz's avatar

I saw! Bad Bunny is far more fluent in English.

Linda McCaughey's avatar

You heard it too!

Clym Yeobright's avatar

Enjoyed him introducing his neologism “needle in a haystack”. What a wordsmith!

Also laughed very hard when he tried to say “To the victor go the spoils”. That’s a war crime, of course

John Townsend's avatar

Aquaman? Or Trump plagiarizing him?

Erika Rosenfeld's avatar

Oh no! I missed that. Someone, please lead me to the source. I haven't had this much fun with what my students used to call "verbage" since Agnew and Quayle.

John Kenney's avatar

I have a Zoom call starting - what do I do about the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard?

myhoopbabies's avatar

You must be really feeling the work today!

Kathy's avatar

You’re too clever.

Audrey Eve's avatar

Just brilliant!

Irvin Woods's avatar

Works for me!

BTAM Master's avatar

1000 percent support!!!!!

Cathi Connelly's avatar

Fabulous response. We need to get his greedy kids out of the way. They don’t want to lose the gravy train🤯

Leslie Kain's avatar

YESsss!!

Gary Farrar's avatar

Amen!