Andy , 😂The Iranians have mastered the art of the deal ! Thank you for your stellar service to protecting and preserving our sanity ! We won’t need straitjackets! 😂❤️
So on target. The Iranians, despite their deficiencies, have out-maneuvered Trump and have come out of this "war" (unprovoked attack) ahead in some aspects. Odd to be against my own country and in support of other countries even, a little bit, Iran - Karen Cooper
Indubitably! And what kind of stupid-ass country and government allow inept, crooked knobs like Kushner and Witkoff to serve as "negotiators" - in lieu of veteran State Dept. officials?! WTF???????
Oh no! I missed that. Someone, please lead me to the source. I haven't had this much fun with what my students used to call "verbage" since Agnew and Quayle.
DEAL
Andy , 😂The Iranians have mastered the art of the deal ! Thank you for your stellar service to protecting and preserving our sanity ! We won’t need straitjackets! 😂❤️
Throw in the duct tape and it's a GO.
I love duct tape!
... and cement boots?
Or a ball gag!
I am so in on this!! 👍
What would be the title of the book the Iranians publish after this deal? The Art of the Deal is taken!
Strait Talk
"Hormuz Schmooze".
Brilliant!
"The Real Deal"
Say what you will about Trump.
He has one good quality: he inspires Andy Borowitz to new levels of brilliance every day.
(And that is the ONLY good quality.)
--while we laugh amid chewing our fingernails to the nubs!
The Art of the Big Deal
Door Number Three?
A fart of a Deal.
So on target. The Iranians, despite their deficiencies, have out-maneuvered Trump and have come out of this "war" (unprovoked attack) ahead in some aspects. Odd to be against my own country and in support of other countries even, a little bit, Iran - Karen Cooper
Timothy, you may feel as I do - I love my country but hate my government.
Quite right, well said - Karen Cooper
Nixon couldn’t get it done in Nam, Bush couldn’t get it done in Iraq & Trump ain’t getting it done in Iran.
There’s something happening here.
Trump’s favorite song:
🎶 Don’t know much about history…
There's nothing happening here.
too many American voters keep electing focking morons
The Deal of the (F)art.
--a bigly Art!
Seconded!
I think they’d go for it! Andy, I appoint you new lead negotiator.
I'm an upgrade from Witkoff
You are an upgrade from all cabinet members combined! You definitely know more about the constitution than any of those unqualified dolts.
Better a thunderbolt than a roof full of Trump's thunder-dolts!
Hugely!
BIGLY!
For real. Wish I had Jean Luc’s power to Make It So!
You definitely are an upgrade Andy ! You are super witty! 😂💕
...ya think??????
Indubitably! And what kind of stupid-ass country and government allow inept, crooked knobs like Kushner and Witkoff to serve as "negotiators" - in lieu of veteran State Dept. officials?! WTF???????
--by many degrees! Take Cookie and Mousse with you!
I'll say.
A thousand times over!
That's the understatement of the century (so far).
Comedians should run the world!!! What a blast that would be!!!!!
And how seriously they would manage to get things done. Real, good, helpful things. From what I've seen the best comedians are very serious people.
BRILLIANT, Andy!!!
Loved the 25A reference!
🎶To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all day long 🎶
Saw the cap graphic and thought the “25” was a reference to the 25A.
Go strait to jail, do not pass go.
And the Gates are open for Straight to Hell, for the Brainspurs Don-key.
--and don't even think about Marvin Gardens in Atlantic City, ever, Trump!
Love it!
I’m no diplomat, but this seems like an insanely great offer.
😆 Thanks so much for the laughing out loud! Best. Deal. Ever.
Guess which world leader in a speech today said “sandy wet sand?”
I saw! Bad Bunny is far more fluent in English.
You heard it too!
Enjoyed him introducing his neologism “needle in a haystack”. What a wordsmith!
Also laughed very hard when he tried to say “To the victor go the spoils”. That’s a war crime, of course
Aquaman? Or Trump plagiarizing him?
Oh no! I missed that. Someone, please lead me to the source. I haven't had this much fun with what my students used to call "verbage" since Agnew and Quayle.
I have a Zoom call starting - what do I do about the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard?
You must be really feeling the work today!
You’re too clever.
Just brilliant!
Works for me!
1000 percent support!!!!!
Fabulous response. We need to get his greedy kids out of the way. They don’t want to lose the gravy train🤯
YESsss!!
Amen!