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Iran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 02, 2026
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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of Iran’s Islamic Republic crowed on Thursday that they have begun to achieve their goal of regime change in the U.S.

“First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.”

Iran said that, although the US claims Donald J. Trump…

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