Iran Warns It Considers Having to Spend More Time With JD Vance an Act of War
TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In a major setback for Donald J. Trump, Iranian negotiators warned on Wednesday that having to spend “even one more minute” with JD Vance would be considered “an act of war.”
“We spent twenty-one hours with this odious loser and refuse to endure such excruciating torture ever again,” the Ir…
