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Andy Borowitz's avatar

It's TACO Thursday (again)!

Bobbie75's avatar

Indeed. Is it 2029 yet?

Sally Easter's avatar

I wish!

Phil M.'s avatar

Let's have chicken taco's in honor of the loser in chief.

Penny Pawl's avatar

only the white meat!!!!!

M.E. Lawrence's avatar

"Loser in Chief"? I like it!

(And so does the little man.)

Elene Gusch's avatar

As Belle of the Ranch puts it, it's chicken and waffles foreign policy.

Wis's avatar
3hEdited

I imagine that trump is really pissed off that he didn’t think of charging tourists to look at the pool first.

Olivia Ward's avatar

The bad news...the pool has (ugh) algae.

The good news...it won't be bright Disney blue anymore.

Jerr's avatar

Evidently Donny boy went to admire his no bid contract renovation and to collect his kickback and decided to soak his cankels in the reflecting pool, turning the pool green.

The orange bozo will now want to award another no bid contract to drain and refill the pool.

Bad Ass Boomer's avatar

Hail Irania

Irania rules the waves

From the Straits of Hormuz

To Reflecting Pool haze

Carol Lehtonen-Riley's avatar

Bwah ha ha ha! If I were drinking my coffee right now I would have choked on it !!!

Michael Moore's avatar

My beer would have been all over the living room! Brilliant, Andy 🤣

Kay-El's avatar

I hope Trump takes his pool toys and goes home permanently.

Dr. Richard's avatar

First, send him fur a swim in the “Blue Bayou” without his floaters. Problem solved - right down the drain!

Donna_H's avatar

I hear the swamps of Louisiana are great for swimming. He should take all his rubber duckies and go for a dip.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/09/alligator-attacks-man-fleeing-police-louisiana

Jerr's avatar

Have Troy Landry take Donny boy out on his boat and tell him if he wanted to get a really big gator, Donny would have to jump in the water to bait the hook, then make a lot of noise by splashing the water, that should help get rid of our problems.

Annie Cross's avatar

Alligator Alley for lunch? After all, it's where the "worst of the worst" are sent. What better candidate than Jabba the Hatte?

BTAM Master's avatar

Naaahhhh...fat floats

Jonathan Aborn's avatar

Seriously, I wonder if he knows how to swim.

Elene Gusch's avatar

Maybe they taught him at military school?

Jerr's avatar

Nope I'm sure he couldn't kick with those bonespurs.

Annie Cross's avatar

"Let him eat pool noodles," says reflecting pool lifeguard, reflecting on what to serve thump for his poolside supper.

Michael Williamson's avatar

And that's not all! In a very cheeky move, the Iranians threw a bunch of fake Trump gold coins into the water and afterwards posted videos of MAGA drowning in droves as they fought over the highly collectible coins.

Jerr's avatar

I can only imagine watching a MAGAT diving into the deep end of the reflecting pool (30 inches), clawing and scratching to get one of the phony coins, yelling "hay ma, I got one of them thare King Donnie coins." As he clamps down on that "gold" coin with his teeth, he breaks off one of his 3 remaining teeth.

MAUREEN MEHLER's avatar

It would be funnier if it weren't so close to the truth.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Everything I write is true.

Donna_H's avatar

I rely on you for all my truths.

Jane Clarke's avatar

Truly funny…🤭

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Let’s not forget how prescient you are! 😂Besides being extremely truthful! 😉💕

Paul Ehrenzeller's avatar

And the comments are all so social!

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

I often eat breakfast alone, but reading this column makes the meal a social event. And everything Andy writes is true. TBR is actually the original Truth Social.

Sean M Carlin's avatar

I did not vote for the Pedophile in Chief, if you did one, two, or three times then please GFY!!!!

Dr. Richard's avatar

They don’t have to. Trump has done that already - to all of us.

Jerr's avatar

One of the MAGAts that did vote for Pedo Donny, he asks what does that GFY mean? He tells Ma, it means Get Free Yellowjackets, she says no, it means Get Free Yaks.

Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

This is hilarious! Also the previous post, which had a technical glitch making it impossible to access it for comments (please see)

Diana's avatar

Yeah...what happened? I was taking it personally. I had a few pointed comments about the situation in Maine. The world will somehow have to go on without them!

Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

I think the site is fixed now. I tried and tried, without success, awhile ago. Tried it now, and it works. Yes, I was also taking the fact personally that I couldnt access the comments for the piece on Trump's Energy Drink being rebranded as a sedative! :-) !! We are such creatures of habit, innit?

Donna_H's avatar

I figured Hogsbreath 86ed it in the name of National Security. I've been really bummed all day.

Lucy Sage's avatar

One your best, Andy! Love the ending, which is so apropos! "If the Iranians think they can demolish the White House, they’re in for a nasty surprise, President Trump has already done that."

Jerry Bier's avatar

We have got to find a way to get your columns to Donald Trump. There must be a hole somewhere in the orange curtain.

He’ll believe anything, and can you imagine the excessively stupid comments he’d make afterwards?

Andy Borowitz's avatar

But there is that whole problem of reading.

Jerry Bier's avatar

Yeah, it’s not worth it if you have to dumb it down to his (third-grade) level…

Donna_H's avatar

Hack into the Faux News feed and have an AI talking head read it, breathlessly.

Frances López's avatar

"breathlessly" LOL! As if it were breaking news? Or, as I imagine, Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy birthday, Mr. President."

Jerry Bier's avatar

If I could, I would…

Donna_H's avatar

My dog's available. She's very well trained. 😉

Jerry Bier's avatar

That’s great. An IT dog. Did she take a course?

Donna_H's avatar

I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation. Um, question, I mean. Question.

Double-A's avatar

He’ll say “Many people are saying” and then quote Andy verbatim

Octavia Redwood's avatar

Very prescient, Andy; on day when the entire government is investigating how 8647 was somehow highlighted on the carpet of grass on National Mall !

Andy Borowitz's avatar

That was either the Iranians or E. Jean Carroll.

Octavia Redwood's avatar

My money's on Hegseth.

Jerr's avatar

Not sure if 8647 would mean the same spelled out in Iranian, would it?

Donna_H's avatar

I know nothing about it! I wasn't there that day! My dog didn't do it! I'm actually not really here. *Glances around furtively, pulling her well-trained dog closer, whilst humming an innocent little tune that sounds suspiciously like "Happy Days Are Here Again"*

It's Come To This's avatar

Andy, this wouldn't even be so funny if it weren't so clearly true. The only things he gives a shit about are his ballroom, his Tidy-Bowl toilet blue "lake" and his Nazi arch. The rest of the county -- and us -- can go to hell as far as he's concerned.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Everything I write is true.

Jim Dygert's avatar

Coffee just shot out my nose…

Erik Staub's avatar

Hope it wasn’t too hot!

Patty Farrington's avatar

Next thing you know the Mar-a-lago Mafia will be having a pool party.

Jerr's avatar

Sure, hope the Mar-a-lardass Mafia invited the MAGAts, if not they are going to be deeply offended. LOL

Lynn Sargent's avatar

I’m crying 😭 Great one Andy!

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thank you!