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Iranians Catch Jared Kushner Trying to Set Up Own Tollbooth in Strait of Hormuz

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 28, 2026
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PERSIAN GULF (The Borowitz Report)—Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner was “caught red handed” trying to establish his own tollbooth in the Strait of Hormuz, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard reported on Tuesday.

Unsatisfied with the billions he has extracted from an array of Gulf states, Kushner had hoped to cash in on …

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