Iranians Who Hacked Trump Say They Did Not Find Even a Concept of a Plan
TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—Iranian hackers who accessed Donald J. Trump’s computers revealed on Monday that they were unable to obtain even a concept of a plan.
“We spent days searching for a plan, and when we came up empty, we tried looking for a concept of one,” the chief Iranian hacker said. “All we found was bullshit.”
The Ir…