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Is Trump Like Napoleon?

Yes, but not that Napoleon.

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Andy Borowitz
May 06, 2026
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The other Napoleon: Napoleon III. (Wikipedia)

According to a new report in The Atlantic, Donald Trump thinks he’s one of history’s great conquerors—like Napoleon.

“He’s been talking recently about how he is the most powerful person to ever live,” a confidant said. “He wants to be remembered as the one who did things that other people couldn’t do, becaus…

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