JD Vance Admits Receiving Payments from Maybelline
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance found himself embroiled in scandal on the eve of Tuesday’s vice-presidential debate amid reports that he had accepted payments from the makeup brand Maybelline.
According to the reports, the Ohio senator received in excess of $62,000 in exchange for wearing Maybelline’s Tattoo Studio Sm…