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Vance Bops to Music for 9 Hours to Prove He Could Assume Trump’s Duties

Oct 17, 2024
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“It is enjoyable to stay at the YMCA!” Vance shouted. (Jeff Swensen/Getty Images)

DETROIT (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance bopped to music for nine hours at a rally on Thursday in an attempt to prove he could assume his running mate’s presidential duties.

As an increasingly baffled crowd looked on, Vance bobbed his head to Donald J. Trump’s favorite tunes a…

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