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JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News by Clearing his Search History

JD Vance Responds to Mark Robinson News by Clearing his Search History

Sep 19, 2024
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MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—In the wake of Thursday’s explosive revelations about North Carolina gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson, JD Vance abruptly cancelled his entire campaign schedule in order to clear his search history.

“All the blood drained from his face,” said an aide who was with Vance when he heard the Robinson …

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