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JD Vance Seething With Jealousy After Trump Starts Seeing Other Weirdo

Aug 29, 2024
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ALEXANDRIA, VA (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. JD Vance has been “seething with jealousy” after witnessing Donald J. Trump embrace another weirdo, a source close to the vice-presidential nominee reported on Thursday.

According to the source, Vance “threw a Diet Mountain Dew at the TV” last week when he saw a clearly smitten Trump ca…

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