JD Vance Seething With Jealousy After Trump Starts Seeing Other Weirdo
ALEXANDRIA, VA (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. JD Vance has been “seething with jealousy” after witnessing Donald J. Trump embrace another weirdo, a source close to the vice-presidential nominee reported on Thursday.
According to the source, Vance “threw a Diet Mountain Dew at the TV” last week when he saw a clearly smitten Trump ca…