JD Vance Struggles to Explain Why Sad Childless Woman is Always Laughing

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DETROIT (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance is “completely baffled” as to why a sad, childless woman is so often seen laughing, the Republican VP nominee said on Monday.

“This woman has no children, and science tells us that, if that is the case, she has no reason to laugh,” Vance told supporters at a campaign rally in Michigan.

“It's…