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Aug 25, 2024
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As many of you know, JD Vance has gone by four different names.

In a TBR contest, I asked readers to suggest a fifth.

Over a thousand of you submitted entries.

Thousands more voted for their favorite.

And now, I’m delighted to announce the winner!

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