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Jimmy Carter Deserved Better. So Do We.

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Andy Borowitz
Dec 31, 2024
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As we remember Jimmy Carter, let’s also take a moment to remember what a ginormous dick Ronald Reagan was.

On October 28, 1980, the two men faced off in a televised debate, in which Reagan delivered his zinger for the ages, “There you go again.”

But Reagan’s knockout punch was hardly as spontaneous as it appeared. He had rehearsed…

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