While it was easy to satirize Dan Quayle, he deserves a pass on this unjustly famous story where he was foiled by a teacher's spelling error on the flash cards the school handed him and confirmed were double checked:
I'm a bit surprised he's replacing Patel with a deer (presumably with customized headlights) -- since adding another horny leadership team member keeps the Epstein case in the media Headlines. 😉🦌
As with the deer and Give me Kash, the jackass is way more suitable, fit, qualified and capable for HHS Secretary than Brain Worm is or could ever hope to be.
Yeah, grab one of those asses and you’ll soon find out that your kind of lettuce doesn’t cut it with deer. *Most* especially if the female deer thinks you miss be a threat to her underaged offspring…
He wanted to be president. This is his consolation prize for giving trump his voters. Can you imagine? The only person close to as loony as the idiot in office.
You know I hate to insult any animal, but I'm afraid that the poor brainworm got infected with whatever weird disease RFK Jr. has - one of the negative consequences of eating his brain.
a deer responds in real time to real situations. this is abnormal for the current administration so i don't think the deer will last long in this position... snopish read-out: too good to be true
Seriously now: at the end of his remarks at the press conference announcing the arrest of Tyler Robinson, Kash Patel said, “Meet you in Valhalla, Charlie.” “Meet you in Valhalla” is a white supremacist catchphrase. Right out in the open.
Sadly true - they adore Wodan. As did, also very sadly, another antisemite, Carl Jung. So much misappropriated ancient culture resurrected as a dog whistle for violent modern shit-for-brains.
HAPPY FRIDAY, FRIENDS!
Time to replace the expression “like a deer in the headlights” with the updated version “like a Patel under the hot lights”.
In the late 1980s, the joke was "I almost ran into a deer that looked like Dan Quayle caught in the headlights"
It probably was Dan Quayle searching for a wild potatoe for dinner.
lol 😺
While it was easy to satirize Dan Quayle, he deserves a pass on this unjustly famous story where he was foiled by a teacher's spelling error on the flash cards the school handed him and confirmed were double checked:
https://publicapologycentral.com/apologia-archive/political-2/dan-quayle-potato-incident/
By the way, would you like fries with that? 😉🍟
Thank you, I’d forgotten that one! 🤣😂😆
Oh, very well done, Karen. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Patel in the poop deck?
Patel popping out all over?
I'm a bit surprised he's replacing Patel with a deer (presumably with customized headlights) -- since adding another horny leadership team member keeps the Epstein case in the media Headlines. 😉🦌
Excellent! 😺😺
Andy, have an uneventful, wear jammies all day kind of weekend. We all need a few days off from, well, everything.
I Never need a day off from Andy. He is responsible for my sanity.
Happy Friday to you, too!!
This is hilarious! 😺😺😺
Happy Friday, Mr. Borowitz—in keeping with the situation!
Thanks for the laugh! :-)
Seems like a natural. Trump prefers “fawning” sycophants.
Perfect!
Slam dunk!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣! Well said, David Itkin.
OMG ya kinda sorta outAndied Andy with that statement, David. (But please don’t tell him I said so!😉
I was just going to say that . . . darn . . . late again . . .
ROFL
Genius
🤣🤣
LOL
😜
clever
As in random sexual gratifications? They do drop, sometimes.....
Good one! 🤣
--who will lock horns behind the scenes!
Pun-tasting!!
Oh, deer! Who'll be replaced next? _Please_ say RFK Jr.!
With a bear cub? With a Whale Head? With the brain worm that ate his brain?
no, with an ass.
As with the deer and Give me Kash, the jackass is way more suitable, fit, qualified and capable for HHS Secretary than Brain Worm is or could ever hope to be.
Asses are more intelligent. Don’t insult them, they know what they want, they don’t “flip-flop.”
--and not the kind you can grab....
Yeah, grab one of those asses and you’ll soon find out that your kind of lettuce doesn’t cut it with deer. *Most* especially if the female deer thinks you miss be a threat to her underaged offspring…
Whoops, meant “asses”.
Any of those would be an improvement, Bobbie75.
He wanted to be president. This is his consolation prize for giving trump his voters. Can you imagine? The only person close to as loony as the idiot in office.
I wish that Patel is the only person as loony as the Orange Shame. But, Patel is certainly at the top of the list.
It is a mighty long list...
There’s Laura Looney
Yes.
Worm is finishing up Bobby’s brain, is hoping to move to someone who shakes hands a lot.
Any of thise would be an improvement.
You know I hate to insult any animal, but I'm afraid that the poor brainworm got infected with whatever weird disease RFK Jr. has - one of the negative consequences of eating his brain.
With -15 years of heroin addiction?
--and how many years of Trump addiction?
The worm
The worm has already replaced him.
MAGA Make America Gamey Again
I voted for The Worm. rfkjr is a degenerate, but I've read somewhere that some worms can RE-generate.
My the tribe is so clever
Certainly not his worm?
Oh yes - replace him with the worm.
He'll be replaced by an ant eater due to the facial similarity.
Any healthy, inert vegetable will do to round out this Trumpian diet!
At least we know that the buck will stop there.
lol ouch
Rim shot!
🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Bada Boom! (Rim shot)
--and the fawining will go on forever!
Good one! 😺😺😺
I am laughing so damn hard now…
I pray thee draw near, Kash my dear, and lend me your ear
And be of good cheer, ee'n though this is news you would rather not hear
Although to your ears it might sound truly queer...
It was really no contest - we've all picked the deer.
--You've been beaten by a hoof.
You'll be pushed off a roof!
Bravo!!
Ditto!
a deer responds in real time to real situations. this is abnormal for the current administration so i don't think the deer will last long in this position... snopish read-out: too good to be true
He will be replaced by dead beer, a dismember whale head, or a worm.
A dead beer??? That's flat out the worst!
--like all Trump picks are flat-out the worst!
FLATTENING (damn u spell check…)
Like 47 is flattering out … despite his growing enormity!
Might be a good approach to ward off stagflation....although that's an issue for a different department....
The deer won't last long if Crispy Gnome (sport) of bobFKjr (dinner) catch sight of it.
😂😂. We can always hope.
Hopefully the new nominee will speed thru Senate confirmation like a gazelle!
According to SNL Weekend Update, this is a picture of Patel realizing it wasn't just a fart.
OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
He can borrow a diaper from Donald!
Very accurate description. Thank you for sharing it.
Hilarious! 😺😺
A deer has a lot more street cred.
The deer do seem to understand danger and safety better than Kash. They roam in yards but look before crossing the highway. I’m not kidding.
We're not counting "dead on the side of the road" as "street cred" are we?
LOL! Gosh, I sure hope not!
Think of all the deer that aren’t dead.
I am laughing so hard I can’t choose between the deer and what’s his name
A doe is in the know. A buck will bring good luck. Either is better than a hypocrite.
Thanks, Andy. Who doesn’t need a laugh right about now?!!
Love the smell of Andy Borowitz joy every morning. Breathe it in, and life feels almost normal! Thank you, you deer satirist.
:-) !!
Seriously now: at the end of his remarks at the press conference announcing the arrest of Tyler Robinson, Kash Patel said, “Meet you in Valhalla, Charlie.” “Meet you in Valhalla” is a white supremacist catchphrase. Right out in the open.
I hope in Valhalla Thor hammers all of these losers in the nuts
And the Valkyries emasculate them at the same time
Right. In. The. NUTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
What makes Kash think that all those white guys would even let him in into Valhalla?
How interesting! Where did you find this out?
I’d previously read about white supremacist groups embracing Norse mythology imagery, so it jumped out at me when I heard it. So I googled the phrase.
Sadly true - they adore Wodan. As did, also very sadly, another antisemite, Carl Jung. So much misappropriated ancient culture resurrected as a dog whistle for violent modern shit-for-brains.
Most white supremicists wouldn’t consider Kash to be one of them. He’d be turned back!
Of course, the Aryans originally came from India.
True. If there’s an educated white supremicist on guard at Valhalla, he’s in luck! 😺
Not surprised!
Thanks. Andy! Bright lights in a dark atmosphere. Your parents, both of whom I knew, would be exceptionally proud!