Patel had been planning to take the FBI’s Gulfstream G550 jet to a date-night rendezvous with his girlfriend, country singer Alexis Wilkins, but balked when he saw Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at the cockpit controls.
In the wake of the Stephen Colbert "equal time" scandal of last week, I keep thinking of how the Patels, Noems, and Hegseths of the world yearn for the celebrity perks of notoriety.
If only they would accept the challenge of appearing on night-time talk shows, they would swiftly learn that they simply don't have the intellect, the humor or the humility to survive a five-minute interview by a non-MAGA entity.
They would wither and expire under the heat of the lights and the hostile glares of the audience.
Dave Barry‘s column, people suggest that certain phrases would be great band names. Let me contribute that here, the Screaming Bondis is a fantastic band name!
I'm thinking of referring to her as "Bondi Beach" as a reference to another "b" word, but I don't want to cast shade on one of my favorite spots near Sydney, Australia
Yes, but imagine how the audience would boo and jeer. There would be no safe space for them. They would have to face the fact that most thinking Americans do NOT like them. At all. That their illusion of celebrity was just a deflated fantasy.
Thank you for the laugh, Andy! I need it this morning as I'm so disgusted that he was included in the Team USA mens' locker room as they celebrated their Olympic Gold. As a lifelong hockey fan who knows that it is an international sport, the betrayal his presence would represent to the NHL teammates of these players is pretty profound. Seeing him wearing someone's gold medal in the video clips felt like seeing Gollum wearing the ring at Grey Havens. Please tell me he wasn't invited!
I thought you were kidding about Kashyap being in Milan, but no . . . there he is, inserting himself in a celebration he has no right to - what possible business could he have in Milan for the FBI? Get your nasty little ass back to D.C. (yes, D.C., not Las Vegas) and DO YOUR DAMN JOB.
Seeing a picture of that little creep upending a long neck in the locker room with those jubilant hockey players was absolutely pathetic. I wonder if he got them to sign his hat? PS Nancy Guthrie is still missing….. and the head of the FBI is in Italy over identifying with talented athletes. Just saying…
According to the biopic "Lucky Loser" DJT would wear other kid's medals on dress parade in military school. We're all living through his unresolved mental health issues.
Sadly, many people have died as a result of his long [dirty] laundry list of issues…dare I say questionable sanity? More than daddy issues, more than dementia. Certifiable. Bonkers.
I'm an American, born to Swedish immigrants and married to an American born to a Canadian immigrant. I love our country and am working and protesting for change. The thought of the evil, disgusting and horrible person who is the President of my country taking any kind of credit, especially on international television/media, for a USA win made men feel ill. That it came to pass is so very sad. On the other hand, our American lads played a fantastic game and deserved the win. They just didn't deserve the disrespect of that evil man in their locker room. Anyway, thanks, as always, Andy.
😂Happy Monday Andy ! This baby’s innate wisdom and instinctive reaction puts our mainstream media to shame ! 😉Thanks for the dose of sanity and sweet laughter! You’re the best ! 😂💕
Patel has a condition called strabismus, commonly known as crossed eyes or a wandering eye. It's a condition where the eyes are misaligned and do not point in the same direction simultaneously. He would have had this 'streb' at birth and might have had corrective surgery. I know this personally having been born with 'streb'. Corrective surgery might need to be repeated as you grow. Sometimes, a minor misalignment is still obvious.
Trump should get wide open eyes tats so he could fall asleep every time someone else is speaking instead of him. All about what he has to say. No one else matters.
Forgive me for my serious tone because I appreciate your humor so much! How is anything going to change when maggots whose only loyalty is to dementia Don control the highest offices? Even when he croaks (soon please!) the dregs are still in place.
It’s what’s known as a personalist regime. It won’t survive him. And btw about 40% of the country has always sucked. Millions voted for Hoover over FDR… during the Depression!
I hope you’re right! To most of us the fact that this bloated grifter managed to fool so many right from the start is beyond belief. I don’t care how many expert analysis I read about this - I will never understand.
the demented one is their only light... once it's gone it's finger pointing and bumping into each other in the dark looking for the escape hatch...jd opens it and they flee
Yesterday evening I attended an interfaith sponsored candlelight vigil in Athens GA honoring all who have been impacted by deportations, and detentions. The names of those who have died in ICE custody and detention centers were read while the crowd withstood 20 mph wind gusts and so many candles shone. We protested the impending construction of a new detention center in nearby Social Circle GA. They are aiming for it to hold 5700 people. We sang the new protest songs in English and Spanish. It was sobering and inspiring.👏✊❤️🩹💙💙💙
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Patel had been planning to take the FBI’s Gulfstream G550 jet to a date-night rendezvous with his girlfriend, country singer Alexis Wilkins, but balked when he saw Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth at the cockpit controls.
HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for starting off my morning AGAIN with an outloud chuckle! You're the best, Andy!
Happy you’re here to read what I’m writing!
Yes! Out loud morning chuckle. Something we all need to start the day!
YES!! This one was chock full of morning LOL goodness!! 😆 😂🤣
Don’t worry, we’ve detained that domestic terrorist “baby.”
Signed, K Noem, P Bondi, T Cotton
and its been sent to CECOT
In the wake of the Stephen Colbert "equal time" scandal of last week, I keep thinking of how the Patels, Noems, and Hegseths of the world yearn for the celebrity perks of notoriety.
If only they would accept the challenge of appearing on night-time talk shows, they would swiftly learn that they simply don't have the intellect, the humor or the humility to survive a five-minute interview by a non-MAGA entity.
They would wither and expire under the heat of the lights and the hostile glares of the audience.
They would just pull a 'Screaming Bondi' if they did show up.
Dave Barry‘s column, people suggest that certain phrases would be great band names. Let me contribute that here, the Screaming Bondis is a fantastic band name!
Ooo, ooo, how about the Cookie Tossing Babies?
'Screaming Bondi', just perfect!
I'm thinking of referring to her as "Bondi Beach" as a reference to another "b" word, but I don't want to cast shade on one of my favorite spots near Sydney, Australia
Or Bondi Bleach given the obvious source of her blonde hair…
Yes, but imagine how the audience would boo and jeer. There would be no safe space for them. They would have to face the fact that most thinking Americans do NOT like them. At all. That their illusion of celebrity was just a deflated fantasy.
<standing ovation> truer words have not been written
That's why they don't appear on late-night talk shows....
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Thank you for the laugh, Andy! I need it this morning as I'm so disgusted that he was included in the Team USA mens' locker room as they celebrated their Olympic Gold. As a lifelong hockey fan who knows that it is an international sport, the betrayal his presence would represent to the NHL teammates of these players is pretty profound. Seeing him wearing someone's gold medal in the video clips felt like seeing Gollum wearing the ring at Grey Havens. Please tell me he wasn't invited!
I thought you were kidding about Kashyap being in Milan, but no . . . there he is, inserting himself in a celebration he has no right to - what possible business could he have in Milan for the FBI? Get your nasty little ass back to D.C. (yes, D.C., not Las Vegas) and DO YOUR DAMN JOB.
Seeing a picture of that little creep upending a long neck in the locker room with those jubilant hockey players was absolutely pathetic. I wonder if he got them to sign his hat? PS Nancy Guthrie is still missing….. and the head of the FBI is in Italy over identifying with talented athletes. Just saying…
We're better off when he doesn't. Slightly. Very low bar.
Wannabe.
why did anyone member of Team USA give Patel a medal to wear?
Wait, he threatened to arrest them if they didn't...
Patel was probably trying to steal one to give to his “Dear Leader.”
According to the biopic "Lucky Loser" DJT would wear other kid's medals on dress parade in military school. We're all living through his unresolved mental health issues.
Sadly, many people have died as a result of his long [dirty] laundry list of issues…dare I say questionable sanity? More than daddy issues, more than dementia. Certifiable. Bonkers.
pathetic then pathetic now
This is why I wanted Canada to win.
I'm an American, born to Swedish immigrants and married to an American born to a Canadian immigrant. I love our country and am working and protesting for change. The thought of the evil, disgusting and horrible person who is the President of my country taking any kind of credit, especially on international television/media, for a USA win made men feel ill. That it came to pass is so very sad. On the other hand, our American lads played a fantastic game and deserved the win. They just didn't deserve the disrespect of that evil man in their locker room. Anyway, thanks, as always, Andy.
He was on loan from Las Vegas as a token "cooler" for excessive celebrating.
Who paid to send him??
We did, us taxpayers, no doubt.
Maybe he thought the Canadians would arrest all the American “immigrants” for “illegally” defeating the Canadian team.
That baby said it better than I ever could have.
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omg, who’s in that 13%?
Members of the cabinet.
All reminded by chief babysitter Suze Wiles to vote for Kash
😂Happy Monday Andy ! This baby’s innate wisdom and instinctive reaction puts our mainstream media to shame ! 😉Thanks for the dose of sanity and sweet laughter! You’re the best ! 😂💕
I believe the children are our future!
I think this baby has the makings of a great humorist 😉💕!
Let them lead the way! One of my favorite songs Annette!
Is hie nickname "owly"? Does he ever close his eyes? He is as scary as everyone else on Dumpy's train to destruction.
He looks cross-eyed, indeed.
Patel has a condition called strabismus, commonly known as crossed eyes or a wandering eye. It's a condition where the eyes are misaligned and do not point in the same direction simultaneously. He would have had this 'streb' at birth and might have had corrective surgery. I know this personally having been born with 'streb'. Corrective surgery might need to be repeated as you grow. Sometimes, a minor misalignment is still obvious.
Sadly, there is no comparable cure for being born nasty, dumb, obsequious and an oleaginous wormtongue.
but there are plenty of jobs in the current administration for those people.
I know. My son had this operation when he was 3 years old. - If the cross-eyedness were Patel's only misalignment ....
That’s right, Christina-that is the least of his challenges.
Well, when you pass gas and there's a lump in it...
I believe he also has wide open eyes tattooed on eyelids, so he always looks like he's watching . . . twerp.
Trump should get wide open eyes tats so he could fall asleep every time someone else is speaking instead of him. All about what he has to say. No one else matters.
Kash must have stolen the idea from the 3 Stooges: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_f8KHCFdI
love that "Dumpy's train to destruction." Just hope it comes really soon
Nothing like a puking baby to separate the men from the boys
Forgive me for my serious tone because I appreciate your humor so much! How is anything going to change when maggots whose only loyalty is to dementia Don control the highest offices? Even when he croaks (soon please!) the dregs are still in place.
It’s what’s known as a personalist regime. It won’t survive him. And btw about 40% of the country has always sucked. Millions voted for Hoover over FDR… during the Depression!
I hope you’re right! To most of us the fact that this bloated grifter managed to fool so many right from the start is beyond belief. I don’t care how many expert analysis I read about this - I will never understand.
Me either, I marvel at the people who think tRump is our savior!
Have you read this? They "won" by cheating. Very clever cheating.
https://thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-they-didnt-just-change-the
I believe this, but if it is true why isn't it more widely known? And what can possibly be done to stop such an ingenious plot? Scary, scary stuff.
thank you for that term, personalist regime; now I will have new words to describe the crumbling of tRump's playhouse
Such a jolly bit of realism for my Monday morning. Thanks.
the demented one is their only light... once it's gone it's finger pointing and bumping into each other in the dark looking for the escape hatch...jd opens it and they flee
yay - and Jay Deviance will also be the one sitting next to the puking baby
He will cause the puking baby.
Love it...
like that "dementia Don" too
He has his own emoji! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Bingo!!
Crazy eyes Kash needs to be cashiered, along with tRump and the rest of his crazy train.
That's the spirit--smart baby.
Great play on words: SPIRIT as in airline.....lol
Perfect beginning read of the day! Thanks Andy!!
Yesterday evening I attended an interfaith sponsored candlelight vigil in Athens GA honoring all who have been impacted by deportations, and detentions. The names of those who have died in ICE custody and detention centers were read while the crowd withstood 20 mph wind gusts and so many candles shone. We protested the impending construction of a new detention center in nearby Social Circle GA. They are aiming for it to hold 5700 people. We sang the new protest songs in English and Spanish. It was sobering and inspiring.👏✊❤️🩹💙💙💙
thank you <3
The baby would be a better pick to head the FBI.