Katie Britt’s Kitchen to Become Exhibit at Smithsonian

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Declaring that she was “deeply honored to be a part of American history,” Sen. Katie Britt announced that her kitchen would soon join the Smithsonian Institution’s permanent collection. 

“Two weeks ago, no one had even heard of Katie Britt,” she told reporters. “Now, my kitchen will be in the Smi…