Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Reacting to the decision by the producers of “Hamilton” to withdraw the show from the Kennedy Center, Donald J. Trump announced on Thursday that he would replace the production with a new musical, “Burr.”
The show, which will star Ted Nugent as Aaron Burr, will be produced by a new patron of the arts, The National Rifle A…