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King Charles Alienates Republicans With Offensive Use of Complete Sentences

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 29, 2026
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Igniting an international incident on Tuesday, Charles III of the United Kingdom angered GOP lawmakers by delivering a speech riddled with complete sentences.

The offensive sentences, characterized by an incendiary deployment of subject-verb agreement, drew howls of outrage from congressional …

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