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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School

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Andy Borowitz
Nov 19, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Interim U.S. attorney Lindsey Halligan revealed on Wednesday that her lifelong dream is to someday go to law school.

“Some people grow up dreaming of being a doctor or a teacher or a firefighter,” she told reporters. “Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”

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