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Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President

May 27, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A man’s decision to spend months writing a book about the wrong president is a worrisome sign of cognitive slippage, brain health experts warned on Tuesday.

Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently sowing global chaos indica…

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