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Susan Mongar's avatar

Melania is clearly musing that the wrong man died.

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

This is as happy as I’ve ever seen her.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Another commenter stated that this was the first time he had slept beside her in at least ten years.

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Shirley Peck's avatar

That’s a good one.

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Rich Snow's avatar

Oh, that is the best.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Ole…🤣…thank you!

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Claudia L Shambaugh's avatar

Tusind tak, Ole.

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Lucy's avatar

Love!!

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

And she still looks miserable to me. Deservedly so at that.

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Judy Shaffer's avatar

She made her bed, literally & figuratively. I have absolutely no sympathy or empathy for her. "I really don't care, do U?"

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

I must respectfully disagree. I doubt if she's ever made a bed in her life. Or mopped a floor. Or cooked a meal. Or did laundry. Or washed a dish. Or did anything we peasants do every day.

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Judy Shaffer's avatar

You make a good point.

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Seriously, I suspect that Melanoma was struggling financially in her growing up years or wouldn't have been part of the Epstein couterie to be on tap for donald.

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Susan Stone's avatar

My thoughts, exactly. I wonder if she flew over on a different plane?

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Maybe same plane, different broomstick?

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Susan Stone's avatar

Same broomstick would be way too close for comfort.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Now, remember, Susan, you put this idea in my head. Got it? You are responsible.

For anyone of worth, yes. For them, it would be easier, when they are arrested for crimes against the state and humanity, to grill them if they're on one skewer.

Proud of yourself?

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Susan Stone's avatar

Why yes, I am proud of myself. I love and appreciate the image and the thought. A skewer is better for them than a broomstick, IMHO.

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

That's our girl! Er, woman!

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Susan Stone's avatar

The first one might be right. I am about to hit what I think is the age of regressing into my second childhood

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L. R. Abramson's avatar

Tell me about it. For quite a few years I've been saying that, inside my head, I'm 14. It occurred to me only recently that that's a bit much, so I may graduate to 22. Worse that all that, tomorrow is...well, you know. Well, worse and "Yippee!"

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Cass's avatar

😂 Good one, Susan.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

or a broom?

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Lois W. Halbert's avatar

I agree. When I saw her at the Easter egg hunt she looked angry and sad. Her wrinkles are showing so more botox is needed. Do I feel sorry for her? No. She could have left long ago and gotten Barron out of that sick environment. She is praying every nite for the same thing we pray for.

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Olivia Ward's avatar

Of course she does. She just leaned over to see if he was still breathing...and was sadly disappointed.

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Alan's avatar

Andy -- Perhaps she had just finished playing a game of Monopoly with him and he drew the card that said, "Go directly to Hades. Do not pass Go. Do not cut out "Melanie" with your prenup. Do not collect $200M".🤔

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Rosemary Ehle's avatar

Wouldn't be great if she filed for divorce? "Please respect our privacy during this difficult time". BWAHAHAHAHA

Have a blast tomorrow night, Andy!

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L A Middlesteadt's avatar

And we could all send Thoughts and Prayers!!!

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Cass's avatar

Oh God

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Phyllis Logan's avatar

I was almost giddy at the thought of him being out of the country - even for 5 minutes - I don't care where he goes, as long as he stays gone.

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Cathy Wampler's avatar

Me, too! Also mused about Air Force One mechanical failures over the Atlantic.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

Save that for when the entire cabinet is on board. It'd solve all our problem all at once.

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Frances López's avatar

But what about press people? If they are "the good ones." And Secret Service detail? I worry about "the innocents" who are just doing their jobs.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

That is true. Does he let any of the "good press" on the plane any more? But you are right about the Secret Service. Poor guys must hate their job. I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT take a bullet for him. I'd duck!

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Peaceful Mary T.'s avatar

As an avowed atheist, I rarely pray, but boy was I busy praying for that on Saturday!

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CARLA M LA ROSA's avatar

"Almighty" God could do something to hasten Trump's arrival in Hades. Until HE does, I remain unbelieving.

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Annette's avatar

not one single bird was available to fly into the engine???

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Yale Sussman's avatar

Out of professional courtesy

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Yale Sussman's avatar

The sharks will spit him out.

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Annette's avatar

but I've heard they have underwater turbines now, so if the sharks don't get him, the windmills will

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John Silas "Si" Hopkins, III's avatar

He blew it with the sharks when he attacked us lawyers who are their old friends. My paralegal used to call me Whitey the Shark or The White Shark due to my (no longer) prematurely white hair.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Yeah, weird; I would not have recognized her without Andy's clarification. Are you sure that's Melania, and not the muse of tragedy?

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LES Bennett's avatar

Good observation, Andy!

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Yale Sussman's avatar

Andy, that's a great pic. I wonder if some opportunist managed to steal his handbag with Rx and nuclear codes

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Yale Sussman's avatar

Yes, she is happy in this pre-golf course pose.

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Alan's avatar

Andy -- On a separate note -- this news is perfect fodder for the TBR:

"President Trump signed an executive order on Monday that requires commercial truck drivers in the United States to be proficient in English.

The text of the order acknowledges the essential role that truck drivers play in the U.S. economy and the livelihood of American people."

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Clym Yeobright's avatar

As I understand it, this mimicked his one visit to Slovenia, when he flew over for lunch with her parents and left the same day. You can tell from the picture the lady has a ton of memories, none pleasant …

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Michael L Flynn's avatar

Actually, her parents were well to do communists. She lived far better than most.

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Irna Gadd's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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John Townsend's avatar

Not muses, she knows!

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Meryl Lynn Straid's avatar

I wish that were true but I’m afraid Melania sold her soul to the devil decades ago. I have zero respect or concern for her.

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Karen Bouchard's avatar

Good observation but every time I get that thought I remember who would step into his shoes and that person is just as bad, possibly even turn out to be worse, if not stopped.

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