Man Who Invested in Trump Shocked to be Losing Fortune
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A South African man who invested millions in Donald J. Trump is in a “state of shock” after losing a fortune, the man said on Monday.
“I’m still trying to process what went wrong,” he said. “If Donald Trump can’t make money, who can?”
The man said he was “baffled” that his investment had so…