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Manhattan Woman Disqualified From Jury After Revealing Negative Opinion of Trump

Apr 19, 2024
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - On the final day of jury selection in the hush money trial of Donald J. Trump, Judge Juan Merchan dismissed a Manhattan woman who expressed extremely negative views about the defendant. 

The woman testified that it would be “impossible” to render an unbiased judgment of a man she considered “vicio…

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