Marjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus Was Jewish

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been inconsolable since she discovered on Wednesday that Jesus Christ was Jewish, the Georgia congresswoman has confirmed.

“I wanted to be a hundred percent positive that Jews killed our Lord, so I looked on the Internet,” Greene told reporters. “I went to Jesus’s W…