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Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Fauci Haikus

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Andy Borowitz
Jun 09, 2024
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Last month, TBR published the never-before-seen poetry journals of Marjorie Taylor Greene, in which the Georgia congresswoman demonstrated an unexpected talent for haiku. Now, in another major literary discovery, here are the private haikus MTG wrote during this week's congressional testimony by Dr. Anthony Fauci. 

Emotional, confessional, and sometimes shocking, these verses reveal the poetess Marjorie Taylor Greene soaring to new artistic heights.

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